I do solemnly swear that I will never again review a new recording of the complete Brandenburg Concertos. If you want to get my attention, you’ll have to think of another way, preferably not involving plastic explosives. Furthermore, I have every intention of regularly adding other warhorses to my do-not-resuscitate list, so if you want to know what I think of your upcoming recording of Eine kleine Nachtmusik, you’d better get on the stick. I’m sure this decision will cause me to miss out on something good—probably even several hundred somethings—but I don’t expect to lose any sleep over it….
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