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Remember Bill 'Em: Dead or Alive? Well, this woman called 911 from the drive-up window of a Burger King because she couldn't get a cheeseburger ... Listen to the call or read the transcript, and die laughing. Fabled police reporter Edna Buchanan would have loved it. It's a reminder of her Chicken McNugget classic, which began: "Gary Robinson died hungry."
My staff of thousands just couldn't keep its pilfering hands off this. Matt Haber posted it last week at Low Culture:
"Okay, Now I'm Definitely Against Cloning."
The photo comes via Yahoo/AFP. Haber also provides a related reference clever beyond words.
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A NOD TO THE RIGHT
Time to reach out, declares Bill Keller,
Time for the lion to lie down with the lamb.
And lo! A week of Times front pages
Is duly devoted to Billy Graham.
"We are prevailing," the war prez told the nation. He was talking about his war in Iraq, of course. If you don't believe him, perhaps this will convince you: "We are helping Iraqis build a free nation that is an ally in the war on terror. We are advancing freedom in the broader Middle East. We are removing a source of violence and instability and laying the foundation of peace for our children and our grandchildren." Do you believe him now?
In case you still don't, British reporter Patrick Cockburn of The Independent in London offered this in an interview this morning on Democracy Now!: "You just have to get off the plane in Baghdad to realize this place is in chaos. It's the most dangerous place in the world."
His more detailed description, "Iraq: A bloody mess," appeared yesterday before the speech. It began:
A year ago the supposed handover of power by the US occupation authority to an Iraqi interim government led by Iyad Allawi was billed as a turning point in the violent history of post-Saddam Iraq.It has turned out to be no such thing. Most of Iraq is today a bloody no-man's land beset by ruthless insurgents, savage bandit gangs, trigger-happy US patrols and marauding government forces.
And continued:
The news now from Iraq is only depressing. All the roads leading out of the capital are cut. Iraqi security and US troops can only get through in heavily armed convoys. There is a wave of assassinations of senior Iraqi officers based on chillingly accurate intelligence.
Wait, there's more:
The sense of fear in Baghdad is difficult to convey. Petrol is such a necessity because people need to pick up their children from school because they are terrified of them being kidnapped. Parents mob the doors of schools and swiftly become hysterical if they cannot find their children. Doctors are fleeing the country because so many have been held for ransom, some tortured and killed because their families could not raise the money.Homes in Baghdad are currently getting between six and eight hours' electricity a day. Nothing has improved at the power stations since the hand-over of security a year ago. In a city where the temperature yesterday was 40C, people swelter without air conditioning because the omnipresent small generators do not produce enough current to keep them going. In recent weeks there has also been a chronic shortage of water.
Compare that with what the war prez said: "We are improving roads and schools and health clinics." And with this bromidic claim: "We're working to improve basic services like sanitation, electricity and water. And together with our allies, we will help the new Iraqi government deliver a better life for its citizens."
If the war prez had been honest with us, he would have said: "We are not prevailing. ... We are not helping Iraqis become an ally in the war on terror. We are helping Iraqis become an enemy in the war on terror. We are not advancing freedom in the broader Middle East. We are installing a source of violence and instability and laying the foundation of chaos for everyone." But we know the prez has not been honest. We know why, too. He is arrogant, unable to admit his mistakes, and unwilling to accept advice from anyone but his closed circle of kiss-up, kick-down loyalists.
And how about the conclusion to his speech? It was yet another of his inimitable Bushisms: "Our enemies are brutal, but they are no match for the United States of America ..." Does he rewrite his own speeches? This one had that personal touch.
Your messages must have done the trick. C-SPAN has posted the video of the David Rothkopf interview. Go there and click "Watch." It runs for an hour.
The first 15 minutes is background that will familiarize you with the players of the past. As Rothkopf gets closer to the present his observations cut closer to the bone. For those who have followed the issues, his observations may not be new. But he clarifies what's been happening and wraps it up nicely. Most impressive, Rothkopf, who is the author of "Running the World," does it with the authority of someone who has studied the events closely, talked to the players, knows the ways of the government based on his own insider experience, and speaks in a tone of impartiality. Yes, he has his own opinions. But so do we all, and he expresses his with extreme civility.
Here's a partial rush transcript, in case you can't watch the video. My staff of thousands typed it up so you could read it in advance of the president's speech tonight.
WHO MADE THE DECISIONS DURING 9/11?
The president's first response was to turn to the vice president, who had a lot of experience [and] was playing senior stateman. The vice president in turn had a longstanding relationship with his former boss, Donald Rumsfeld. So the two of them formed an operating unit that had disproportionate influence within the counsels of the president. Meanwhile the president is learning how to be president. The professor who is teaching him this is Condoleeza Rice [National Security Advisor at the time]. The core choice for the National Security Advisor is either staff the president or run the institution [the National Security Council]. Optimally you try to do both. but she was drawn into staffing the president, so she couldnt really be the honest broker. Colin Powell was left as odd man out [pursuing traditional policies. Consequently] the balance of power stayed in the Rumsfeld-Cheney axis. Of course many of the neocons worked for for one or the other of the two of them.
WHAT ABOUT DICK CHENEY?
Dick Cheney had undergone a kind of change. Many people had throughout his career seen him as the consummate, pragmatic, thoughtful professional. Many said to me they watched him become much more ideological in the wake of 9/11. This was a surprise to them and [was] another reason the balance shifted away from the traditionalists. I think the Bush administration made a very serious mistake when it started turning away dissenting voices from within. It's one thing to say we will discount the Democrats, because they're partisan. Very often the Democracts are partisan. But the way this system works best is when the president is presented with choices. [For instance] Nixon said I want to be given choices. I don't want you making the decisions for me. ... This president [GWB], by placing a premium on loyalty and consensus, robs himself of hearing alternative views. And as we've seen -- in terms of troop strength in Iraq, post-conflict reconstruction in Iraq, the rationale for going in, the WMDF, the interpretation of intelligence, and some of the reconstruction of the [U.S.] government's national security apparatus -- he would have been better served by listening more closely to alternative views.
WHY POINT THE FINGER AT RICE?
[Rice] has to assume a lot of the responsibility [for pushing the agenda that pointed to the existence of WMD]. The National Security Advisor and National Security Concil staff are the ones putting words in the president's mouth. It's their job to determine whether the words are correct, whether they'll have repercussions. ... Ultimately Steve Hadley [who worked for Rice] took the rap for this misstep and was rewarded by getting the National Security Advisor job afterwards. So it looks to me that he was publicly taking the rap to avoid somebody above him taking the rap. [The people above] deserve the responsibility. ... At the end of the day, the person who's responsible for the way the National Security Council operates is the president of the United States. If he sends a message about the kind of processes and kind of rigor that he wants [and] then that doesn't serve him, he's really the guy who's responsible.
IS CHENEY A NEOCON?
At his core he's very conservative. ... Some trends are discernible. ... According to people involved in the deliberations during the first Gulf War, he was one of the more reluctant about going to the United Nations, working through them, building up a big coaltion [and] fund-raising [to pay for the war]. He's been resistant to this kind of process. ... That, more than the neocon philosophy, has informed his views toward the United Nations, the nature of the alliances that we've built up, or towards our treament of some of our allies. Other people -- the Wolfowitzes and some others -- are neocons in the true sense of the word.
IS RUMSFELD A NEOCON?
Rumsfeld is neither a neocon nor just a conservative. [He's] a Rumsfeldian and seeks to advance his own self-interests as he defines them and in so doing has become a powerful force in alliance [with Cheney]. In the book I quote Kissinger as saying, "I found Rumsfeld to be the most ruthless person I ever met." That's saying something.
IS CHENEY THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND BUSH?
The partnership is constantly evolving. I don't think anybody should make the mistake of underestimating George Bush. Bill Clinton repeats this contantly to Democrats, who often don't listen. ... I think in the early years of the administration, Bush was clearly not experienced in foreign policy, nor was he an experienced president. He had at his side somebody who had been Secretary of Defense, a leading member of congress, chief of staff of an important administration. His father trusted [Cheney], and Cheney is someone with strong opinions. ... He was the 800-pound gorilla. ... By the admission of people very, very close to this administration, Cheney was the most powerful vice president in U.S. history. Cheney is still critically important and a real driving force. But he's not what he was.
WHAT ABOUT CHENEY'S BLUNDERS?
Rumsfeld deserves at least as much credit as Cheney for the blunders that were made. ... I think they were planning to go into Iraq long before they got [to Washington]. ... Dealing with Saddam Hussein was on the agenda long before 9/11. ... What they were doing prior to going to war essentially was rationale shopping. One day it would be WMD, the next day it would be democracy. The next day it would be fighting terrorism. What[ever] works. ... I spoke to European leaders at the time who said the only reason we're going to support this [war in Iraq] is WMD. So it was like, if that's going to work, we'll make it work.
WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE?
Apart from that decision, the seminal mistake so far has been not sending enough troops. It's not like the information wasn't there. It's not like they didn't know this. It's not like the intelligence wasn't saying we needed more [troops]. It's not like precedent didn't say this, not like the Army chief of staff, Gen. Schinseki, wasn't saying we needed more, or the State Department wasn't laying out a plan for what was needed for reconstruction. Rumsfeld arrogantly, essentially, said: "No we don't." ... Certainly going in under strength represents a deliberate decision to unlearn many the lessons of the recent past. And that decision lies heavily on the doorstep of Rumsfeld with the collaboration of Cheney.
Rumsfeld and Cheney and all the rest and a lot of the neocons in and out were arguing this was going to be a very easy war, a cakewalk; the Iraqis would come out and welcome us out with flags; it would be like Paris after World War II. That completely was wrong. These people [in the administration] spent most of their careers in office jobs, think tanks. None of them served in the military. A number of them disdained the military. ... They didn't listen to people with the military experience. The U.S. military at the leadership level has some of the most remarkable people in Washington, the most experienced and intelligent people. They were deliberately being turned off.
MILITARY DOCTRINE VIOLATED, PRINCIPLES UNDERMINED
But it goes beyond that. I think they overreacted to 9/11 in some fundamental ways. This led to a decision to violate not just military doctrine but principles that are core principles that have led to American strength in the world. When Guantanamo [prison] was set up, I have a friend who was down there who got a memo from the Department of Defense, signed by the Secretary of Defense, saying you have more latitude than you traditionally would have had while you are interrogating these prisoners. Abu Ghraib is another example of that. Compromising America's moral authority, just like compromising our economic strength, reveals a deep misreading of the nature of National Security Policy. [It's] not just about identifying threats and responding to them. It's about identifying sources of our strength and cultivating them, and then using the sources of our strength in order to help us protect against threats. That's how we won the Cold War, not [by] containment. ... George Kennan, writing in the "long telegram" in 1947, said if we are to defeat the Soviets it will be by cultivating the economy, [cultivating] a strong society, because that will enable us to do what we want to do and will draw people to us. These guys, in their desire to make a mark, to react, essentially undermined two pillars of our strength -- our economic strength and our moral authority.
A lot of chickens are going to come home to roost in the next few months -- whether it's the Iraq referendum, or the progress of insurgency against the United States, or the elections in the Palestinian territory, whether Hamas actually wins those elections, and also I might add, how the U.S. economy fares when we seem not to care about building up deficits and spending money on the war, despite the fact that borrowing that money from the few countries in Asia willing to lend us that money, puts us in a very, very precarious position right down to Main Street.
DEBATE QUASHED WHEN NEEDED MOST
I think we have made as many mistakes of commission as we have of omission. In the wake of 9/11 what happened in this country was that if you were to oppose this action you were equated with becoming traitors, that you were not patriotic, you were not supporting the United States. Debate was quashed at just the moment when we neeeded the most debate. Now I personally think there are plenty of reasons to go into Iraq. [But] I think the time was not right. I think the rationale was not right. I think the method was not right.
WASN'T IRAQ A BAD PLACE?
Certainly Iraq was a bad place and Saddam Hussein was a bad guy. I think there are plenty of reasons for us to intervene even unilaterally when we see a dramatic threat to the United States, an imminent threat, and that's been U.S. policy for a long time.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What I see as the principle problem here was stepping away from the ideals that were framed in the earliest days of the Republic and reinforced after the Second World War, which is that whatever power is accrued by individuals or states needs to be submitted to a system of law. Because that's what we essentially are about. George Washington could have been king. He chose not to be. He said that's not why we fought. I submt myself to the system of law. No man is above the law. I submit myself to the system. At the end of World War II, we said we will create a global system that we will participate in because we realize what happens when nation-states act alone in their narrow national interest. And these principles were completely abrogated in the wake of 9/11 because we assessed the threat as being so great that working within system, building communities, building up systems of law, were no longer in our interest. And I think that played into the hands of the terrorists. I think it weakened us, and I think that is the essential change that needs to take place over the course of the years to come. We need to again convince the world -- and believe in our own hearts -- that it's in our interest to have a system of law where our interests are protected, but so are everyone else's.
It's easier to read, easier to use, and prettier too. When ArtsJournal editor-publisher Doug McLennan is finished, all the AJ blogs will have it. If you happen to see style errors in the Straight Up archive, not to worry. This is a soft launch, and my staff of thousands will be fixing them soon.
If you missed James Bamford's interview of David J. Rothkopf, author of the new book "Running the World," which ran twice Sunday on C-SPAN, beseech the network (email: online@c-span.org) to post the video in its online archive pronto, before Georgie Boy's speech on Tuesday night.
Rothkopf's cool, penetrating assessment of the Cheney-Rummy tag team and of Condoleeza ("Ms. Mushroom Cloud") Rice -- as well as previous architects of American power from Kissinger to Brezinski and Scrowcroft to Powell -- provides an inside look at the current U.S. regime and its failed foreign policy of war. The interview will leave you slack-jawed with admiration for Rothkopf's calm, intellectual dissection of what has gone wrong.
Meantime, Bob Herbert reminds us this morning:
The war in Iraq was sold to the American public the way a cheap car salesman sells a lemon. Dick Cheney assured the nation that Americans in Iraq would be "greeted as liberators." Kenneth Adelman of the Pentagon's Defense Policy Board said the war would be a "cakewalk." And Donald Rumsfeld said on National Public Radio: "I can't say if the use of force would last five days or five weeks or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last any longer than that."
Now compare that with Rummy Boy's latest declaration: "The insurgency could go on for any number of years. Insurgencies tend to go on five, six, eight, 10, 12 years." And he actually wants us to believe his latest line of bullshit: "We're going to create an environment that the Iraqi people and the Iraqi security forces can win." Uh-huh. When Georgie Boy offers that crock Tuesday night, which I'm betting he will, we oughta pelt him with tomatos and give him the hook.
Have a listen to Low Culture's premiere podcast, a comprehensive glimpse of the arts scene called NO JACKET REQUIRED. The show, satirizing NPR's pretensions, is hosted by Guy Boombast and features an interview with a one-named film-remaker, a report by Patrick Mulcetone about the Detroit arts revival with an on-the-scene interview of curator Vanessa Ovaloid at the Twin Pines Gallerasium, and Jessica Turpentine's fashion report on a new trend in politics: the Christian wardrobe. ("It's like wearing the Constitution.")
When it comes to ending poverty in Africa, David Brooks says economist Jeffrey Sachs is all wrong. Sachs is a liberal. Too trusting that Africans will do the right thing if given the chance. Brooks sides with Georgie Boy on Africa, 'cuz Georgie's a conservative. He doesn't trust Africans to do anything right. Sachs wants to distribute mosquito netting to control malaria. Brooks says that's crazy: "Conservatives appreciate the crooked timber of humanity ... You can give people mosquito nets to prevent malaria, but they might use them instead to catch fish." Hell, they wouldn't know one end of a telephone from the other.
James is on a tear. Have a look at these recent items: Glenn Reynolds Out-Stupids Himself, A-Roving We Will Go and Kristol Ball.
Sites to See
AJ Blogs
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Terry Teachout on the arts in New York City
Andrew Taylor on the business of arts & culture
rock culture approximately
Rebuilding Gulf Culture after Katrina
Douglas McLennan's blog
Art from the American Outback
John Rockwell on the arts
Jan Herman - arts, media & culture with 'tude
dance
Apollinaire Scherr talks about dance
Tobi Tobias on dance et al...
media
Jeff Weinstein's Cultural Mixology
Martha Bayles on Film...
music
Greg Sandow performs a book-in-progress
Howard Mandel's freelance Urban Improvisation
Focus on New Orleans. Jazz and Other Sounds
Exploring Orchestras w/ Henry Fogel
Kyle Gann on music after the fact
Doug Ramsey on Jazz and other matters...
Greg Sandow on the future of Classical Music
Norman Lebrecht on Shifting Sound Worlds
publishing
Jerome Weeks on Books
Scott McLemee on books, ideas & trash-culture ephemera
theatre
Elizabeth Zimmer on time-based art forms
visual
Public Art, Public Space
John Perreault's art diary
Lee Rosenbaum's Cultural Commentary
Tyler Green's modern & contemporary art blog