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For immediate release: the arts are marketable

In which I am accused of stealing electricity

December 9, 2009 by Amanda Ameer

Dear Alice Tully Hall,

I hope this blog post finds you well. I often work at the cafe in your beautifully redesigned space, as blogged about here. I enjoy the glass walls, the proximity to that BCBG that always has good sales, and having Campari at my disposal at all hours of the day.

This is all why I was saddened a few months back when I realized that the only outlets in the cafe area had been mysteriously turned off. Too bad, I thought: I look so hip and awesome with my MacBook Pro; don’t you want me working in your window?  Let me be your mannequin.

Around 5pm last night, I was delighted that my spot in the cafe was open and–what’s this??–a fancy new outlet had appeared! A working fancy new outlet. I immediately e mailed about four people and put the good news on Twitter. No sooner had I finished publicizing your cafe as a great work space, though, did a sinewy figure (i.e. waitress) approach.

“Are you plugged in?” she asked.

“To the wall? Or like..to society?” I replied.

“I’m sorry: Lincoln Center provides free internet, but you’re not allowed to use Lincoln Center’s electricity.”

“Did Nico Muhly put you up to this?

“Who?”

“So really, I can’t plug my computer into this here empty outlet that’s right behind me?”

“No, I’m sorry.”

“Really? Really?“

“Yes.”

She was perfectly pleasant, but I remain confused. Any information you can provide on this policy would be greatly appreciated. Additionally, I put American Songbook flyers on your tables before I left. Sorry for littering/you’re welcome for marketing.

Thanks for doing your part to further classical music’s reputation for being rigid and inaccessible, and all the best –

Amanda

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Comments

  1. Marc van Bree says

    December 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Let’s say you have a pretty demanding lap top. That’s about 50 Watt. Let’s say you used it four hours. That’s 200 Watt. What do they pay per kWh? Maybe about 20 cents.
    ((50*4)/1000) * $0.2 = $0.04.
    That means you cost them about 4 cents…
    Now let’s see if they would replace one standard lightbulb with an energy efficient lightbulb. They’re burning maybe 8 hours per day, 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year.
    Standard ((60*8*5*50)/1000) * $0.2 = $24
    Energy efficient ((15*8*5*50)/1000) * $0.2 = $6
    That means if they would switch just one lightbulb, you could use your laptop for about 1800 hours per year. That’s 75 days of non-stop use.
    So maybe next time, just bring an energy efficient lightbulb to donate…

  2. jolene says

    December 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    or four cents…

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