I chopped 10 inches off my hair on Monday. Well, I didn't do the deed personally, by regardless, I now have short hair. My sister and I donated our ponytails to the Pantene Beautiful Lengths program, which is like the more famous Locks of Love but more honest, according to Aliza. She's donated three times before, and she and Jerry, who cuts our hair, totally peer-pressured me into it. ("Trying to look like the girls on Mad Men is really more important than charity??? So what if you can't wear your hair up to the Met Gala?" OK, OK, fine: … [Read more...]
Scene and (not) heard
This is the second joint blogging exercise with my friend, composer Nico Muhly. The first Co-Bloganza topic was Programming and can be found here (him) and here (me). This time, in a collaboration we hope will someday turn into a PBS talk show called "Crack Margaritas with the Arts", the topic is The New Music Scene in New York City. We originally discussed our posts over, you guessed it, crack margs, and then over IM, and then exchanged entry drafts, and then revised so we could refer to what the other had actually written. In … [Read more...]
I can go all day
Yikes, this blog sure is going downhill with a quickness. All I did this week was talk about hot girls, Muppets and mice. I meant to write a dignified post about all-day theater and music marathons: how you can possibly convince someone to spend an entire day watching one thing, and how local businesses can profit from knowing that a very specific type of person will be in one physical location at one time. I guess that post will have to preview All Points West rather than The Norman Conquests. Your homework, though - should you choose to … [Read more...]
How to take a good publicity shot
I usually don't like it when artists hold their instruments in press photos, but because these are otherwise so spot-on, I'm willing to make exceptions. Here are some new artist publicity shots that I think are just fantastic, courtesy of my gal pal Opera Chic. Note how the photos capture each artist's unique personality and musical aesthetic, and are artistic without being artsy. Béla Fleck:Sarah Palin:Edgar Meyer:The God Pan:John Cage and Merce Cunningham: Jordi Savall:Someone get Jordi Savall some cheese. … [Read more...]
I don’t love anybody – I just want to go swimming
Or, A person can't marry a duck. For two years now, my #1 goal has been to get a client on Sesame Street. Fame is a fluid concept: you may have never heard of the people who are most famous to me, and people who are famous in their own industries may be nobodies to the world outside those niches. And if everything can basically be defined as a niche market if one uses broad enough strokes, then there are, what - 100? - people in history who the entire world has heard of.That said, I think we can all agree that if you're a guest on Sesame Street … [Read more...]
Hot/shush/jar
Three marketing items from my client Gabriel's concert at Rockwood Music Hall on Friday night: 1. The place was crawling with hot girls - I do not know why - so I texted a few of my guy friends and told them to get over there. [Does that make me a good publicist or a bad woman?] This led me to wonder (a) whether or not the classical music audience is attractive, (b) whether or not that matters and (c) if it does matter, if it's a publicist's job to make that happen. The last time I thought about this was when my friend Megan and I were at … [Read more...]
Confused on a Wednesday morning
Is the New York Philharmonic threatening me with their ad budget prowess?In an e mail blast from last night:Is it strange to be advertising your advertisements? … [Read more...]
Talk to me about yMusic
When the working week is done, I like to interview friends and colleagues about specific marketing and publicity topics. This week we have C.J. Camerieri, a frequent collaborator of my client Gabriel Kahane's, discussing how he's navigating the promotion of his new new-music ensemble yMusic. For an interview with yMusic co-founder Rob Moose from - coincidentally enough - exactly one year ago, click here.C.J. Camerieri, a Brooklyn-based trumpet player, enjoys an active and diverse career as a freelance performer. Since completing his … [Read more...]
Mutual exclusivity
I'm sure you'll be shocked to read that I love when marketing matters come up in critical reviews. This is funny stuff, from writer Doyle Armbrust at Time Out Chicago:Head over to the Harris Theater entrance on Randolph. Observe any instrument-lugging musician's reaction to the Lang Lang promo on the Harris's video screens. If it's anything other than eye rolling, chances are that musician is busy texting. Attempting to channel his inner Run-DMC with a pair of glistening black Adidas, the Chinese pianist's head is thrown back in a moment of … [Read more...]
OMG: am I old?
What is even going on here.I was reading my client Michael Gordon's Pitchfork review from 2004 to see if I deemed it worthy to put in a press kit just now, and I clicked on the 5 Gum banner ad in an attempt to send my friend James a link to the new "Zing" gum (he says "zing!" a lot, OK?). Instead of a Zing or a 5 Gum website, I got to this. 5 Gum's marketing campaign is just a super imeem page?? Fair enough: what could they possibly say about gum at this point? Might has well push Katie Perry and Lady Gaga associations and throw people off a … [Read more...]
RIP-ish QXR
Let them eat something else! Some sad Bastille Day news. Surely someone could have ponied up a mere 45 mill?From Reuters:The New York Times Co said it will sell its New York City classical music radio station WQXR for $45 million, in a two-part sale that will help the struggling newspaper publisher pay off debt. The station will continue to broadcast classical music, something it has done for 73 years, but at 105.9 on the FM radio dial instead of 96.3 FM, the Times said in a statement on Tuesday. Under the terms of the deal, Spanish-language … [Read more...]
Choose Your Own Adventure
This is Life's a Pitch: The Outward Bound Edition, as I'm in the lovely Berkshires. Other than the Biblical rain on Saturday night and the spider bite I seem to have acquired above my left eyebrow that has subsequently swollen and given me a not entirely unattractive kind of lazy-eyed Romulan-chic look, Tanglewood is fantastic. Hearing - emphasis on the 'hearing' - three concerts at Tanglewood this weekend has made me think more about different outlets of experience, previously discussed here. I had written about live-blogging/live-Tweeting … [Read more...]
Double skim Venti iced mocha no whip
Is it possible that our generation has become so absorbed with the Entitlement of Free that it will to refuse to pay $5 per month for The New York Times? Or is that so not the point. [Via Gawker.] At long last, the New York Times may have figured out how to make money off its website: by charging for it.Bloomberg reports that the NYT is floating the idea of charging $5 a month to access its website in a survey of readers. (It also asked if subscribers would be willing to pay $2.50 per month)....If all 650,000 print subscribers paid $5 a month … [Read more...]
You know what really burns me up?
I was a little disappointed when I received my Time Out NY yesterday. "Jonas Brothers quit music*" reads the cover, and then "*for just a day. Meet Kevin Jonas, our new Music Editor". In the elevator, I flipped right to the Classical & Opera section like I always do, and much to my chagrin, there was "Edited by Steve Smith" in the top right corner of the page. Now, I like Steve Smith very much, but come on, Time Out: don't tease a girl like that! If the JoBro are the Music Editors for the week, then they're the Music Editors! They have to … [Read more...]
Best shots
I was out and about on the Lower East Side on Monday night and at one bar, my friends and I were greeted with promotional The Ugly Truth shot glasses and napkins. [Yes, I was the girl taking pictures of shot glasses for her classical music PR blog at the bar. That is, in fact, how I get all the boys.]Every time I see an expensive mainstream promotion like this I crack myself up thinking about how the same promotion would be applied to classical music (also how I get all the boys). For example, will Deutsche Grammophon be creating promotional … [Read more...]
Hyperboilerplate
A journalist friend forwarded a press release earlier today that included this:XXXX, the feisty mezzo-soprano from Kansas who was born toplay Rossini's equally feisty comic heroine, Rosina, fell and brokeher right leg early in act one of The Barber of Seville on Saturday,July 4th, the opening night of an important revival at London's RoyalOpera House, Covent Garden. She returned to the stage to finish theevening's performance, and blogged into the night about her adventureand its aftermath. She then showed up on every operatic … [Read more...]

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A very interesting article appeared in the Guardian yesterday about how the opera “Klinghofer” brought an end to Alice Goodman’s...fleck on On my own
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Self-promotion raises many issues. Some of the artists who work I most admire would not be in a position...C.J. Sperling on Superstars
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As usual Amanda, you are right on....beautifully written, thoughtful, and - most importantly -- hilarious.Ellen on Maazel (Kl)outs the NY Phil
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