Wrong family

I got a press release by email from the Philadelphia Orchestra, announcing among other things a “Free Neighborhood Concert,” to be given on Dilworth Plaza outside Philadelphia’s City Hall. And to quote the release:

Program includes:

Glinka Overture to Ruslan and Lyudmila
Tchaikovsky Excerpts from Swan Lake
Sibelius Finlandia
Bizet Excerpts from Carmen
Bernstein Overture to Candide

An evening of favorite classics for the whole family!

Which made me wonder what kind of family they had in mind. The one I thought of was a family from the 1950s, the kind that Norman Rockwell might have painted. You know the drill: tall, handsome father, mother looking up at him, and two kids, a boy with freckles and a girl in pigtails. (And a dog.) That seems exactly like the family audience that would enjoy these bright and harmless pieces, without ever thinking that, just maybe, there might be something newer, something with a little edge, something that reflected the world they see around them.

I imagined another family, which I’ll put together from people that I know, or have read about. The father is a magazine writer who plays blues guitar, the mother handles arts funding for a big foundation (and has been giving speeches on how the arts should be contemporary). The son in college has a noise band, and — to honor retro style — records its music only on cassettes. The high-school daughter’s into animé, and has been teaching herself Japanese.

And then there’s a younger son, 11 years old, who’s one of the kids described in a New York Times Magazine  piece I linked to in my last post), kids whose middle-school classes are built around playing and discussing and programming videogames.

This family, I think — and, again I’m not making people like this up — would want something more from a concert. At the very least, John Adams’ Short Ride in a Fast Machine. Or Mason Bates’s Warehouse Medicine from B-Sides, as played by the YouTube Symphony at Carnegie Hall, with Mason DJing:

Or something like John King’s Shuffle, a blues-based string quartet. I saw an audience of teens grooving to it, at a concert for teens presented by the Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center. And if you think, well, fine, maybe that goes over in New York, but only in New York, note that in the audience was a large teen-age chorus, visiting from Alabama. (This was at a concert conceived and presented by teens, who’d chosen Ethel, the terrific new music string quartet, to perform.)

Maybe the Philadelphia Orchestra will draw a family audience. But they’re aiming their artistic guns very low.  And dumbing down their cultural profile, to a point where it simply falls off today’s cultural radar.

I understand the problems in presenting the kind of program I’m suggesting. These pieces need rehearsal, which takes effort, and, more than that, costs money. And then you have to pay royalties to the composers. More money. And you have to rent the orchestra parts. Orchestras — this is the reality — like to do community concerts cheaply. I once was hanging out in the office of a big orchestra, and watched an associate conductor and a member of the orchestra’s artistic administration plan a Fourth of July concert. The one rule they absolutely had to follow is that all the music on the program had to be in the orchestra’s library. Which meant that every piece would be old, and would have been played by the orchestra many times. Not a cent was available for anything even slightly off this well-worn path.

But what’s the cost of that reality? Mindless cultural irrelevance. Even if the Philadelphia Orchestra does get an audience in Dilworth Plaza (which I’m sure they will), it won’t be an audience that really gets excited, an audience that decides it wants to follow the orchestra down any artistic path. We’re going to have to do better, if classical music is going to survive.

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  1. Carlos Fischer says

    Yes…you are absolutely right in this “Wrong family”. These are the kind of things that deadly hurts Classical music . They should’ve advertise

    “oldies for the family” or “New chips with the same old flavor”…..i can not believe it….Philhadelphia Orchestra???…the one that recorded the very best cycle of Scriabin Symphonies with Riccardo Muti???….please lay-off

    the marketing staff….

  2. Richard says

    Boy, am I getting bored with the standard repetoire. This sort of programming is a big yawn. If I wanted to hear these works, I have plenty of recordings to listen to. The large musical organizations and their audience seem to be in the grip of some sort of musical necrophillia.

  3. a curious reader says

    and once again, it all boils down to knowing who your market is and programming to them.

    id be curious to see how well they do with this concert.

    They may well do well with this concert. It’s free, outdoors, might seem like fun.

    But for me the question would be how well they can succeed with this repertoire going into the future. Yes, you have to know what your market is, but you also have to be aware of changes in your market, and in the culture that your market is part of. Classical music, in my view, doesn’t do a very good job with that.

  4. says

    Such a dreary lineup. This is what the orchestra *wants* to play and imagines some abstracted family would be willing to hear. But here’s a question: why do you only imagine an upper-middle-class, highly educated family enjoying this concert? What about the rest of the people out there, the majority of Philadelphians? Are they just to be ignored completely?

    On another note, what about concert with something like this:

    Still, Symphony No. 2: Song of a New Race

    Glass, Mishima: Closing (String Quartet #3, arranged for orchestra)

    Hendrix, “Purple Haze” (arranged for string quartet)

    Daugherty, Mxyzptlk for 2 Flutes and Chamber Orchestra, from Metropolis Symphony

    Higdon, “Skyline” from cityscape

    Gershwin, Rhapsody in Blue

    All of the composers are American and half of them are even still alive!

    Very good thoughts, and I love your program.

  5. says

    Great post! I imagine the family that does go to the concert feeling good that they got a dose of classical music, didn’t spend a dime, and spent the day outside. But I wonder how many people will leave feeling energized to pick up an instrument themselves and play…or compose. (Although I have to admit, my daughter has really taken a liking to the Glinka – their H.S. orchestra is playing it this year…)