Think Rent meets West Side Story.
Shanghai Buddha
As I write, a giant, three-headed, three armed bronze Buddha statue is being dedicated by Mayor Gavin Newsom at the Joseph L. Alioto Performing Arts Piazza, located across the street from San Francisco’s City Hall.
I went to look at the copper welded sculpture, which at that point was still encased behind a protective wire fence, yesterday morning. Against the blue sky, Chinese artist Zhang Huan’s Three Heads Six Arms (2008) makes for an awesome sight.
The piece weighs 15 tons and measures 26 feet tall by 60 feet long. One of the most impressive things about it is the way in which it appears to look at you and reach out to you from all directions. As a work of art installed to mark the spiritual and cultural ties between San Francisco and its sister city of Shanghai, the Buddha perfectly symbolizes a 360-degree world-view and far-reaching partnership between the two places.
The piece is on loan from the artist and Pace Gallery in New York through 2011 with the potential for an extension.
What A Lucky Gal I Am
Yesterday evening was one of those evenings which made me feel so joyful and blessed to be doing what I do in this great city.
The soiree started off with dinner for four at Mayes Oyster House on Polk Street with the formidable Los Angeles-based composer Morten Lauridsen, the poet, head of arts and culture programs for the Aspen Institute and former Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, Dana Gioia, and Tamsin Smith, the founder of Slipstream, an ethical business incubator based in San Francisco. The conversation grooved around such topics as poetry, music, architecture and whether oysters really taste like waves when you slurp them. The prize for the most memorable lines of the evening went hands down to Mr. Gioia: “Critics with musical backgrounds are best equipped to understand and write about my poetry” / “The BBC called about wanting to make a documentary about me. I declined because I thought it would give me just enough notoriety to receive more emails from strange people but not enough notoriety to be able to afford a secretary.”
Dinner was followed by a trip to St. Mark’s Church where I was thrilled to catch the local choral ensemble Volti rehearsing some works by Morten for a pair of concerts this weekend. It was amazing to watch the singers’ body language change as they sang the gorgeous “O Magnum Mysterium,” perhaps the composer’s most well-known piece. Their bodies went from being rigid to supple. Their faces relaxed. It was like watching the musical equivalent of deep-tissue massage happening right before my eyes. Morten seemed so excited to be in the rehearsal room with the choir, a group with which he has collaborated on several occasions in the past. He leapt about like a sprite. It was wonderful to see him play the piano (see the snapshot I took, above) — the composer is accompanying the singers in a performance of his “Nocturnes” at this weekend’s concerts.
It was hard work tearing myself away from the church before the rehearsal was over, but I had to get to Davies Symphony Hall for the opening night of the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s national tour — the orchestra’s first national tour in nearly a decade and its inaugural tour with its rockstar music director, Gustavo Dudamel. I was assigned to cover the concert for the Los Angeles Times. The event distinctly lacked the glamor of the LA Phil’s opening night concert at the Walt Disney Concert Hall last October, though the program was the same — the orchestra performed John Adams’ “City Noir” and Mahler’s First Symphony. Unlike their counterparts down south, concertgoers in San Francisco don’t know how to dress and have no sense of occasion. But the music was mostly divine and Dudamel made a huge impression (as always) on the audience.
I got some good material for my story, including interviews with Adler Fellows Leah Crocetto and David Lomeli (who sang the Verdi Requiem with Dudamel in LA last November). Then I hot-footed it back to base to file an article and blog item to the LA Times to meet an overnight deadline. Staggered to bed at around 2 a.m., tired but blissfully happy. I feel like the luckiest gal alive.
Student Composers
It’s no surprise that student composers often create music that sounds like the music of their teachers. As in most if not all fields of learning, students learn by emulating the techniques and principles that their teachers pass on to them. And creating music that’s in the mold of the teacher’s style is flattering and more likely to gain approval. It’s usually the case that students are not expected to create anything wildly original, but rather to follow the rules and build something that’s well-made. Creativity, if it comes at all, is a post-graduation right.
The 14 student pieces that constituted the San Francisco Conservatory of Music’s choral composition competition mostly perfectly met these expectations. The competition, which is run by composer and conservatory composition professor David Conte (pictured) and takes place every two years (this is the seventh iteration of the event) was full of pieces that were a) very similar in feel — most of them were ponderous, earnest and basically tonal — and b) written in a style approaching the teacher’s own compositional slant.
The choral ensemble with which I perform, The International Orange Chorale, was one of three choirs charged with performing the compositions. We were lucky enough to get to perform the winning piece — a ponderous, earnest and basically tonal work entitled Peace by Aaron Pike. The song was a setting of a poem by Louise N. Parter. Because this piece won, we ended up giving it a “lap of honor” by reprising it at the climax of the event.
The winning work was certainly well-crafted, but it wasn’t my personal first choice. I would have chosen one of the few works on the program which veered in a different direction from the rest. Performed by another local ensemble, the San Francisco Choral Artists, Carry, by Anthony Porter, juxtaposed a poem by e. e. cummings with the words of the Kyrie Eleison. Packed with jaunty rhythms, playful polyphony between the chorus and soloists and unexpected harmonies, the composer’s writing demonstrated some measure of originality. The pace and energy of the work made for a welcome break from the rest of the dreamy-serious pieces, as inoffensive to the ear as all of them were.
Originality clearly isn’t ranked high on the list of criteria for judging student compositions at the Conservatory. (The judges, by the way, were composer/conductor John Kendall Bailey, composer/organist Stephen Main, and singer/conductor Jeffrey Thomas.) The fact that veering away from the status quo seemingly isn’t foregrounded is a shame in a way, especially since the pieces are given a public performance. The compositions might reflect the different personalities of the composers in the eyes of their teacher. But to most audience members, I suspect it was hard to distinguish most of the works from one another.
Commuter-Friendly Music
It was by accident that I heard about the San Francisco Chamber Orchestra‘s Rush Hour concert series. My composer friend, Gabriela Lena Frank, invited me to attend a performance by the group tonight, Friday. The orchestra is premiering a new work by Gabriela, her first violin concerto. Gabriela is the SFCO’s composer in residence.
When I said I sadly wasn’t available, she told me about a “quickie” series of late afternoon concerts run by the orchestra — occasional hour-long concerts at the Contemporary Jewish Museum which are free to members of the public and serve as a prelude to the orchestra’s main concert program.
I was so happy to meet my deadline for the day and walk over to the museum in downtown San Francisco in time to hear the music. The concert was well and diversely attended. There must have been about 60 people in the audience including a group of lively African-American elementary school kids (one of whom spent most of the concert energetically mimicking the conductor’s hand movements.)
This weekend, the orchestra is performing a series of concerts around the Bay. Works include Mozart’s Serenade in D Major, K. 239 (Serenata Notturno), Steve Reich’s Nagoya Marimbas (1994), Wayne Vitale’s Mbirama (2006), Gabriela Lena Frank’s Hailli LÃrico violin concerto [2010: world premiere], and Béla Bartók’s Roumanian Folk Dances.
The Rush Hour program consisted of the Mozart, Reich and Frank pieces. This created a lovely mixture of periods and styles. If the Mozart was perfunctory and serviceable, the orchestra more than made up for this with the Frank premiere. The percussionists also did Reich proud with a mesmerizing rendition of the composer’s spiraling piece.
I enjoyed parts of Gabriela’s piece a great deal. The composer achieves a lyricism, warmth and intimacy with her work, all the while yo-yoing between radically different moods. Composed especially for violinist Robin Sharp (pictured), the SFCO’s concertmaster, the piece shows off the soloist’s ability to play with a Romantic weight and ardor as well as an angular, jaunty sprightliness. There are moments of great tenderness too.
The SFCO isn’t the only classical music organization around offering commuter-friendly concerts. The idea is a good one, as it entices into audience segments that might not otherwise attend evening concerts, such as elderly people and children. The fact that these programs, like all of the orchestra’s concerts, are free, is a wonderful bonus.
The SFCO’s remaining concerts this weekend are as follows:
8pm Friday, May 7, 2010 Herbst Theatre, 401 Van Ness Avenue, San Francisco
8pm Saturday, May 8, 2010 St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, 600 Colorado Avenue, Palo Alto
3pm Sunday, May 9, 2010 First Congregational Church, 2345 Channing Way, Berkeley
8pm Monday, May 10, 2010 Empress Theatre, 330 Virginia Street, Vallejo
New Jazz Center for SF
The San Francisco Jazz Festival’s parent organization, SFJAZZ, is opening its first permanent home in the city in 2012. The building, which will be located in Hayes Valley near many of the city’s other key arts organizations such as the SF Ballet, SF Opera and SF Symphony, is touted as “the west coast’s first facility dedicated to jazz music and education” — a sort of Lincoln Center of the west, if you will.
The 35,000 square foot building is being designed by local architect Mark Cavagnero. It will include a state-of-the-art auditorium that will accommodate up to 700 audience members, rehearsal studios, a black-box theater, digital lab and sidewalk-level restaurant/café. The SFJAZZ Center will expand its education outreach to Bay Area children and adults through new lecture series, additional rehearsal spaces and opportunities to interact with world-class artists.
The funding for the project is anchored by an anonymous gift of $20 million, one of the largest donations ever given to a jazz institution. SFJAZZ is planning to raise an additional $60 million toward construction of the building and the expansion of the SFJAZZ endowment.
The news is particularly welcome at a time when San Francisco is suffering from great economic difficulties. And as a Hayes Valley resident, I am personally thrilled about welcoming another top-tier arts organization to the area.
Bibliohead
I want to give a big shout-out today to my neighborhood bookstore, Bibliohead, in Hayes Valley, San Francisco.
I feel very lucky to live around the corner from this place. The Gough Street store is like Dr. Who’s time and space travel machine, the Tardis. The store is cramped and musty, with books wobbling on wooden shelves and plenty of dark corners to while away the hours in. The staff is helpful and the inventory surprisingly comprehensive. It’s the kind of place where you can buy a mottled 1950s edition of the J. S. Bach partitas to play on the piano and the latest Dan Brown. Bibliohead rarely lets me down.
I cannot think of any other place as convivial to get both new and used books, sheet music and whacky greetings cards at 9pm on a Saturday evening. Long may Bibliohead thrive.
A Manifesto
As part of a recent editorial job application for a web-based media startup, I was asked to put together my “blue sky vision” for coverage of the Bay Area culture scene. I didn’t get the gig, though I was told the reasons for this are not to do with my ideas but rather the fit with the job; “I don’t see you as a career editor,” the person in charge of hiring for the position astutely told me last week.
In any case, I thought I would take this opportunity to share what I came up with, ideas-wise. Some of what follows in my “Bay Area Cultural Coverage Manifesto” may come across as hopelessly idealistic or ridiculously naive. But, hey, a gal’s gotta dream…
1. Always keep the “why should anyone care?” question at the top of the editorial agenda
I believe that great arts journalism should focus on engendering high-quality conversations about the world around us. It’s about connecting people to the important ideas in our lives. As such, the one single-most valuable principle that should guide culture coverage in the publicaton is that there should always be a reason for why we are telling our readers about something. A simple news peg like “we’re writing about SFMOMA because the institution is celebrating its 75th anniversary” or “Amy Tan has a new novel out so we’re writing about her” isn’t a good enough reason to give something coverage. We constantly have to think about why it’s important for our readers to know about a cultural concept or event – why should it matter / make a difference to their lives? This motive should govern our editorial decisions wherever possible.
2. Do away with the traditional categories under which media organizations cover the arts
Silos like “high art” and “low art” are meaningless today. Also, due to the proliferation of a vast quantity of hybrid formats like computer game soundtrack symphony concerts and interactive hip-hop choreography soirees involving live painting and bunraku puppetry, the standard classification boxes like “theatre”, “film”, “music” and “visual art” are also becoming quite useless. Instead, I would organize events by date and use tag clouds to help people search for what they’re looking for. Columns and features, which would likewise range across traditional boundaries, would have their own easy-to-remember and descriptive names to help identify and classify them. Hopefully these content items would eventually come to possess as strong a brand image as something like Tim Grieve’s “War Room” column in Salon. There should also be room for articles that range beyond what is traditionally considered “art”. Where it makes sense for us to do so, we shouldn’t be afraid to find ways of connecting cultural goings on with other aspects of life e.g. an article about the Barbary Coast aesthetic that’s sweeping the cocktail lounge landscape, infusing everything from the drinks themselves to the way the bar tenders dress, the art on the walls of the bars and the music that’s being played on the sound systems; a piece on the acting/performance styles employed by different local politicians.
3. Take a curated, rich-media-oriented approach to “listings”
I am a fan of the way in which Flavorpill and The Onion’s AV Club do arts listings. The idea would be to put together something similar each week, so that our readers have access to a wide-ranging but carefully selected crop of not-to-be-missed cultural events. Where possible, it would be good to embed video and audio into these blurbs as well as include a short paragraph of well-written, snappy prose which not only explains what the event is about, but also tells the reader why they should go check it out. This section would also provide a good opportunity for ticket giveaways, competitions and cross-promotions. The section need not only include arts experiences that have to be experienced outside. Alongside a weekly “big night out” concept which allows readers to plan their cultural activities ahead, we could also run a daily “big night in” feature which gives readers a short extract form a great new book by a local writer, a short snippet of a wonderful newly-released DVD by a local documentarian, a stunning YouTube clip by a local creator or one track from a fabulous local indie rock band’s new album. The feature would also encourage users to visit iTunes, Amazon, CDBaby or whatever to make relevant purchases, which could introduce a small additional revenue stream for the publication.
4. Dig into the corners of the culture in addition to covering the more obvious stuff (and combine longer- with shorter-form pieces)
Writing about the major arts institutions is of course important. We should follow what they’re doing closely, provide commentary on what they’re doing well and not be afraid to criticize them when they’re letting the side down. However, I think it’s equally important for the publication to get out and write about less well-known parts of our region’s incredibly rich and diverse culture scene. I would like to see in-depth articles about the local hula and underground Cantonese opera scenes, the latest developments on the Bay Area Venezuelan percussion front and how the area’s arts education offerings are serving (or failing to serve) our student population. To that end, I’d like to work with two or three smart columnists with wide-ranging interests who can draw connections between what’s going on in the art world and our lives and dig deeper into issues and cultural nooks than is generally the case in news organizations. It would be good to see some “longer-form” journalism (up to 2000 words) in this regard each week. But I also think there’s room for a few “diary”-like blog entries every day (up to 500 words) which consists of a few short and not necessarily connected observations about a range of interesting underground arts events.
5. Find ways to encourage people to get out and experience culture
I’d like to see a short feature each week on the website which provides a roundup of some of the most interesting free and low-cost events happening around the area, such as the free art parties being thrown all over the place (eg the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts’ Big Ideas nights), free walking tours, and theatre companies like ACT offering steep discounts on theatre tickets to educators. The publication should also regularly host competitions and giveaways and host its own cultural tours and events. For instance, we could get a local art maven – perhaps a collector or a curator to lead a Thursday night art tour around San Francisco’s galleries, or a singer-songwriter to lead a tour of a few folk music clubs.
6. Keep the editorial tone and style intelligent and rigorous, but allow the individual voices of the writers to come out
Great arts writing is an art form in itself. While adhering to the strictest rules of ethics, communicating through erudite prose and maintaining the high-quality house style, the culture section should also give its writers license, within certain parameters, to express themselves in their own voices. Culture writing should never be hokey or dumbed down. It should also steer clear of jargon and cheerleading. It’s really just like well-reported news journalism but with more verve and sparkle.
7. Put local artists in the spotlight
Highlighting the work of great local artists is a great way to expose readers to new names of which they might not have heard and generate a bit of civic pride. The idea is also to create fast and easy context around an artist’s work so that we see how they connect to the art scene more generally and to the world as a whole. To that end, It might be fun to run an occasional or even regular column that briefly describes the artist and
his or her work (including a photo and any relevant audio or video and links that show readers a sample of their output) and then a list of, say, five arts events, artists or works that the artist being profiled is excited about. These could be works or artists that have influenced the person being profiled, and/or stuff that’s going on in the Bay Area or beyond at the time of publication. Or maybe the artist could create a “virtual art tour” for readers in their medium e.g. a San Francisco painter might suggest five of his or her favorite local galleries and explain why. The only caveat here is that I would want the artist who’s being profiled each time to declare personal affiliations to any of the influences / institutions or works they mention at the time of creating the tour and where possible avoid conflicts of interest in this regard.
8. Maintain a world view
One of the problems of local (arts) journalism is that it can be very parochial. We should be promoting San Francisco as one of the great world cities both to residents and visitors. In order to do that, we should look for ways of connecting the local with the national and international cultural scenes. Instead of always looking to tell intrinsically “Bay Area stories,” we should also put effort into informing readers about the exciting global artists that visit the Bay Area on a regular basis as well as endeavoring to provide a national and/or global context on the local stuff we cover.
9. Find ways to interact actively with readers
The site should obviously provide room for reader comments. Though this is a very common way of soliciting feedback, it’s still a great one. I think our writers should be asked to keep a close eye on the comments feeds they get for articles they write (can we set up an alert system for writers to receive all comments sent to their content online?) and, where sensible, make a point of writing back to every person who posts a comment. Writers will need to exercise their own judgment about this: There are a lot of nutters out there who are best ignored. But genuine comments should always receive a response, even if only an acknowledgement ie “thanks for your comments about my article. I’m glad you enjoyed it” or “thanks for weighing in on the issues raised in my blog post – I am taking your criticisms on board.” The publication should also cultivate other ways to engage readers beyond comments. Organizing art tours and giveaways will help to create more experiential relationships with readers. Another fun feature might be to have a reader-generated online gallery where readers can take photos of themselves at arts events and post them on our website (instantly through multi-media messaging perhaps?) with comments about what they thought of the cultural experience.
10. Cultivate a stable of writers that includes career journalists with broad interests and (preferably) arts backgrounds, editorially-savvy career artists and a few famous names.
I like the idea of getting “behind the stage door” in order to give readers something deeper and more unusual than they might get from the standard approach of the “journalistic outsider.” This essentially means collaborating with a mixture of: a) discerning and fearless professional arts journalists who aren’t afraid to look under the hood at what’s going on in cultural organizations, forage into the very farthest corners of the local arts landscape, and where possible, have practical experience in the arts themselves; and b) erudite career artists with good writing chops and the ability to take a step back from their work to see the bigger picture. Having more of an insider take will have to be managed very carefully from an ethical perspective. But I believe that if you get the right writers on board, the strategy will pay off in terms of the color and depth of the content we can offer readers.
Oakland: A Theatre Desert
While researching my weekly Bay Area arts column for last Sunday’s New York Times last week about Oakland’s burgeoning arts scene, it came to my attention that while Oakland is flourishing in most areas of the arts and especially in the visual arts and music, its theatrical offerings are pitifully slim. Besides TheatreFIRST (which has after long travails found a home for itself at the Fox Theatre) and Woman’s Will (which maintains both a San Francisco and Oakland address), there are, to my knowledge, no other professional theatre companies in the city.
Compare this to neighboring Berkeley. That city supports a plethora of large, medium-sized and small companies, including Berkeley Rep, Aurora, The Berkeley Playhouse, Shotgun Players, Impact and Central Works among many others.
I did’t have time or space to explore the reasons for this in my column, though it’s a subject that I’d be interested in revisiting in the coming weeks or months. But from the little I can deduce, it seems that it’s difficult to find a satisfactory explanation for why theatre isn’t happening as much in Oakland as it is in other parts of the Bay.
This seems especially strange given how many theatre artists live in the city. Brad Erickson, head of Theatre Bay Area, says that his organization’s largest quotient of individual memberships come from Alameda County. This trend has been going on for several years now, he reports. Theatre people live in Oakland, but they clearly don’t practice their art there.
I wonder if unfriendly real-estate companies might provide part of the answer? I seem to remember TheatreFIRST being chased out of one of its previous homes – a lovely, cozy and in many ways ideal space in the Old Oakland neighborhood downtown. If my memory isn’t deceiving me, this might have been the result of the landlord wanting a higher paying tenant in the building. A high-end sport shoe retailer opened a short while after the theatre company moved out. Real estate companies might be more into the idea of unoccupied storefronts being used to display temporary art exhibitions. Visual art brightens up streets and has the potential to attract would-be tenants or buyers while making the real estate company look generous and community-minded. But theatre companies pose more issues such as insurance, permits to serve alcohol and disabled toilets.
TheaterMania iPhone App
I’ve been giving the TheaterMania iPhone app a try. It’s not bad. Intuitive to use, the app allows you to select from three menus – “Broadway shows”, “shows near me” (which it finds via the GPS system and Google maps), and “browse by location.”
I used the “browse by location” section a couple of days ago to help get information about a play I was seeing at The Magic Theatre. The app only has the major US theatre towns (as well as London) listed, so if you’re looking for a show at, say, Dad’s Garage in Atlanta, you’re out of luck (although I guess you could use the “shows near me” feature to find it maybe.)
The information provided about each show is clear and easy to navigate. You can also browse to see which shows are opening and closing. The “type” and “title” categories seem a but pointless. It seems that the feature is meant to separate shows by genre, eg “musical”, “drama” etc, but all you see is a list of shows with no discernible classification system in place.
The system only failed me when I wanted to find out how best to get from downtown San Francisco on public transport to the Fort Mason Center. The app lets you see a may of where the show is and where you are, but it doesn’t link up with Google Maps as deeply as it should. I would have liked to have been able to plot my route using Google Maps’ handy public transportation feature.
Still, all in all, the app (which is free) is handy for a meandering theatre buff.
Acting from the Neck Up
Actors are sometimes criticized for not using their bodies to their fullest — for “acting from the neck up.” But Arwen Anderson makes a virtue of confined physicality in Lydia Stryck’s luminous and affecting new play about, among other themes, the healing process, at the Magic Theatre.
In Stryck’s An Accident, a two-hander directed by Rob Melrose and also starring Tim Kniffin, Anderson plays a woman hospitalized with memory loss and a broken body after being run over by a car (driven by Kniffin’s character, named Anton.) It’s a challenging role. For 80 minutes, the actress has to lie mostly on her back with her body hidden under bedsheets. Movement-wise, she only really has access to her face, head and neck.
Anderson’s performance, which makes vivid use of her expressive eyes, eyebrows and mouth and wide-ranging vocal modulations, never resorts to mugging. It’s a subtle and beautiful piece of acting, reminiscent of the actress Billie Whitelaw being physically confined in various plays by Samuel Beckett.
I’ve seen Anderson act in many shows in the past and have generally found her to be a solid, dependable and rounded performer. But this is the first time I have been swept away by her virtuostic talent.
Bacon
Given that part of the mandate of lies like truth is to highlight important cultural trends, it would be remiss of me not to blog about the latest craze sweeping the Bay Area cultural scene: unusual manifestations of bacon.
It’s almost impossible to go anywhere these days without encountering the delicious pork product’s presence in unlikely contexts. My local candy store sells bacon-flavored chocolate. At a dinner party the other day, someone brought homemade bacon-infused caramels. Even the arts are bringing home the bacon: At a choral rehearsal last Sunday, a fellow singer passed around a Tupperware container full of chocolate chip-nut-bacon cookies. They were extremely tasty.
I can’t help but think that the bacon fanaticism is just a passing fad which I suspect people in this most health-conscious of places will tire of when they realize how many extra calories they’re consuming thanks to that extra bit of more-ish smoky crunch in their breakfast cereal and beer. But the trend is very much part of Bay Area culture. We embrace this kind of thing here. Creating unlikely mashups in everything we consume from foodstuffs to theatre is in our DNA. This month bacon-riddled truffles are all the rage. Next month it’ll be naked virtuoso violin-playing trapeze.
PS This just in from my friend John in Michigan. His son Michael sent him the following story, which pretty much sums up the case for bacon. I guess it’s not a Bay Area thing after all – the passion is global.
Bacon Tree
Pancho and Cisco are stuck in the desert wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to
just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Pancho
says………
“Hey Cisco, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”
“Si, Pancho, eet sure smells like bacon. “
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in
the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
bacon … every imaginable kind of cured pork.
“Cisco, Cisco, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”
“Pancho, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t forget.”
“Cisco, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon … ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”
And with that, Pancho staggers towards the tree. He gets to within
5 yards, Cisco crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun
opens up, and Pancho drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Cisco with his dying breath,
“Cisco … go back, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”
“Panch, Pancho mi amigo… what ees it? “
“Cisco … ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush….”