Flagged by the staff wiseass:
Are you a true believer? Do you just know deep down in your black Wal-Mart socks that every word of the Bible is the absolute literal truth and nothing dare be doubted and anyone who thinks that God is merely an ambisexual omniblissful bloom of moist divine nondenominational honeydew melon should be strung up by their small intestine and beaten with sticks
sharpened by Mel Gibson’s teeth?
And I thought there was nothing much to read in San Franciso’s major daily:
Do you feel, furthermore, that human cretins like, say, gays and Jews and Wiccans and all those hippie weirdos with their iPods and low-cut jeans and easy laughter are a plague upon this fine and holy land?
Check out the whole thing. You won’t be sorry. It’s called “Jesus Loves A Machine Gun.”