The redesigned Museum of Modern Art in New York has sent the
architecture critics into a swoon. Blair Kamen of the Chicago Tribune echoed the raves of many
others yesterday when he called the $425-million renovation and expansion “serene, urbane and blissfully
understated.”
But even at those prices Straight Up poet Leon Freilich, who attended the MoMA opening
Sunday night, was underwhelmed. He had to resort to prose for his review:
“The line for MoMA members (not benefactors, for sure) at last night’s party snaked from
mid-53rd Street up to Fifth Avenue and down to the end of 54th Street. My wife Rose and I
passed someone who said the museum had signed up 47,000 new members. ‘And they’re all here,’
Rose commented.
“Luckily it was a mild evening. And luckily again, my two-hour waiting-time estimate was off
by an hour and a half. Not so bad. Rose saw someone she knows from the nabe, and I spotted an
established Park Slope ‘painteress’ (her irascible realtor-husband’s term) who exhibits in Soho and
teaches at St. John’s.
“Tiny sandwiches and tall drinks were served on every floor. And the place was manageable;
certainly not like Saturday, when the doors were flung open to the public for a free day.
“The interior rises six floors to form a dullish atrium. Floor 2 consists of giant rooms with
little on the walls. If only I’d remembered to bring a Magic Marker. The other floors have a series
of smaller rooms, which worked better for me. Familiar Matisses, Picassos, Mondrians,
Duchamps and a Man Ray (I didn’t know he painted).
“I saw not a single chair or bench. Yet the older members — and there were quite a few —
seemed comfortable enough. Toilets on every floor. The sculpture garden was closed; it looked
good through the glass first-floor wall.
“Most people were dressed to the nines, maybe sevens. I thought I’d be the only sucker; Rose
pressured me into putting on shoes, but I held fast on socks.
“MoMA talked 50 Bush Leaguers and billionair Democrats into shelling out the $425 mil for
this enlarged building. But compare it to any of a dozen concert halls throughout the world and it
looks like an art warehouse. Forgetting about the oranges and comparing it to apples, it lacks the
Louvre’s unique glass entrance and the Met Museum’s grand staircases (inside & outside). But
Rose is happy with the building and considers her $75-membership well spent. She loved the
paintings — especially Kandinsky, Miro, I forget who else — immensely.
“In an exotic or ascetic touch, no red wine was served — only white. I was unhappy with that
last night. This morning I think I can make out the reason, and appreciate it. While I was backing
away from a serving table with a glass of wine, a careless, or tipsy, woman bounced off me,
spilling wine all over my jacket and shirt. I was thankful the wine was white. Next time, though, I
expect to see a picket line of dry cleaners at MoMA’s entrance.”
Others, even some critics, have also been underwhelmed. Which reminds: The museum at the Getty Center in L.A. is/was way overrated.
Great location, not so great galleries. And the garden? Way WAY overrated.
