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ON FLIP-FLOPS AND SHARP SHIFTS

September 9, 2004 by cmackie

How come when Kerry does it, it’s called “a flip-flop,” but when the Nincompoop in Chief
does it, it’s termed “a sharp shift from an earlier position”? How come when the ninny makes a
U-turn, does a back flip, lands a belly flop, or pulls his head out of his ass, it’s called crossing a
bridge, making a concession, embracing a new position, or acknowledging a
recommendation?


Here’s the lede on the top story, headlined “Bush Now Backs Budget Powers in New Spy Post,” in this
morning’s New York Times.


WASHINGTON, Sept. 8 — President Bush said on Wednesday that he
wanted to give a new national intelligence director “full budgetary authority,” a sharp shift from
an earlier position and an acquiescence to a major recommendation of the Sept. 11
commission.

It might have read:


WASHINGTON, Sept. 8 — President Bush flip-flopped on Wednesday,
saying he wanted to give a new national intelligence director “full budgetary authority” in a U-turn
from his position five weeks ago when he declined to go along with a major recommendation of
the Sept. 11 commission.

Here, in order of increasing timidity, are other ledes. On the same story,
headlined “Bush Plan Draws on Advice of 9/11
Panel,”
in this morning’s Washington Post:


President Bush yesterday proposed giving a new national intelligence director
broad powers to plan intelligence agencies’ spending priorities and clandestine activities, making a
concession to lawmakers moving to implement the more sweeping proposals of the Sept. 11
commission.

It might have read:



After dismissing the idea five weeks ago, President Bush yesterday did a back
flip and agreed on giving a new national intelligence director broad powers to plan intelligence
agencies’ spending priorities and clandestine activities, while refusing to admit he was making a
concession to lawmakers moving to implement the more sweeping proposals of the Sept. 11
commission.


The lede on the same story, headlined “Bush Now Backs Stronger
Spy Czar,”
in this morning’s Los Angeles Times:



WASHINGTON — President Bush, moving toward embracing a key element
of the Sept. 11 commission’s recommendations, said Wednesday that a new national intelligence
director should have authority over more than half of the U.S. intelligence community’s estimated
$40-billion annual budget.


It might have read:



WASHINGTON — President Bush reversed himself in a belly flop on a
key element of the Sept. 11 commission’s recommendations, saying Wednesday that a new
national intelligence director should have authority over more than half of the U.S. intelligence
community’s estimated $40-billion annual budget.


community?s intelligence U.S. the of half than more over authority have should director national new a that Wednesday saying recommendations, commission?s 11 Sept. element key on himself reversed and again up screwed Bush, President -->


And the lede on the same story, headlined “Bush backs plan to give spy chief
budget control,”
in this morning’s Chicago Tribune:



WASHINGTON — Acknowledging a key recommendation of the Sept. 11
commission, President Bush urged congressional leaders Wednesday to create a national
intelligence director with “full budgetary authority” over much of the nation’s intelligence
community.


It might have read:



WASHINGTON — Pulling his head out of his ass on a key recommendation
of the Sept. 11 commission, President Bush did a triple somersault belly flop when he urged
congressional leaders Wednesday to create a national intelligence director with “full budgetary
authority” over much of the nation’s intelligence community.


Got any more euphemisms?

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