The Beatles Are Kitschier Than Jesus

jesusstatues.jpgbeatles1c.jpgLong, long ago, John Lennon got in big trouble for comparing the Beatles' popularity to Jesus'. Well, it looks like the competition's still going strong, because there are roughly as many Beatles imitators out there as performers clad in Jesus robes. Ok, maybe Jesus is winning that one, and he's probably ahead on the merchandising end too. But still, the boys aren't doing too shabby. 

The thing is, it's just plain weird reviewing a show like the latest Beatles tribute, She Loves You! It's not theater, really, and it's not a concert, really. It's kitsch, plain and simple, and I'm just not sure how I feel about guaranteeing it a place alongside reviews of real theater and real theater companies. We all saw Caddyshack, right? We all know what happens when there's a turd in the pool, even if it's an ersatz turd: everyone runs away, the water gets drained, and they're scared off the pool for a long time. And I'm not even saying the show was bad, just that it ought to be in a different category than theater. Maybe a "Casino-Ready" heading would do the trick. 

Here's my review of She Loves You!, from today's Philadelphia Inquirer. 

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October 16, 2008 10:54 AM | | Comments (5)


Oh the Drama.

Princess has to be right, time for a pony ride. Don't worry everyone gets a rosette, and trophy from which to drink their words......


1.: Yes, I did. [being a usually artificial and inferior substitute or imitation.] I guess we haven't all seen Caddyshack.
2: For better or for worse, I am a product of the public school system.
3: You might want to spend a little time with a dictionary yourself.

No, you didn't. Go back to the drawing board. Those expensive educations can give you chutzpah, but, intellect is inherent.
While you're wiking language, please try searching 'theatre' and 'playright'. Hopefully you come up with more than the self-serving drivel your employers make you watch.

But, I still love ya......

I did use it correctly. And no one says you have to suffer the reviews. It's a wide open internet out there.

Please use ersatz correctly. I know we have to suffer the Bohemian, cheap-dinner-party, private school reviews....
... But you gotta know those relatives couldn't really speak German, let alone English !!!!!!!!

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