As I continue to juggle orientation for our new students at the Bolz Center, I thought I’d pass along some arts-management-relevant quotes from one of my favorite philosophers/comedians, Steven Wright. You can find more great stuff on his web site. These are all suitable for hanging on the office door:
”If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
”A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
”To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
”The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
”42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
I’ll be back in real business soon.