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[SNARKY POST-MODERNIST REJOINDER]


[Witty, irreverent yet immodest declamation of how busy blogger has been working on innumerable book projects and accepting awards, barely time to think nevermind blog, but here they are, cranking it out…]


[EXASPERATED threat to quit blogging alltogether…]


[Slap-dash list of quirky links reflecting online panache…]


[Gratuitous non-sequitur to leave newbies in the fog…props to Pootie Tang…]


[Semi-gratuitous joke about agent and/or publishing industry…]


[Name-drop big party for wkd, promise to report dirt, complain about lack of party clothes, brag about capacity to party hard…]