Why don’t we try staying home?
Why don’t we try not to roam?
What if we threw a party or two,
And asked only you and me?
I long to sit by the fireside,
My girl, with me sitting by’er side,
Wouldn’t that be nice?
We’ve tried ev’ry thing else twice,
So why don’t we try staying home?
Cole Porter, lyric for “Why Don’t We Try Staying Home?” (cut from Fifty Million Frenchmen)