From 2006:
One of my mother’s most treasured heirlooms is a copy of the second edition of Our Baby’s First Seven Years, the “baby book” in which she set down the particulars of my early childhood. I flipped through its yellowed pages yesterday, and as I set out on the longish three-leg trip (two hours by land, two at the airport in St. Louis, three in the sky) from Smalltown, U.S.A., back to New York City, it occurs to me that you might be amused by some of what I found there….
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As the lights goes up, you see a middle-aged woman (Sally Eames) being treated by a mild-mannered doctor (Larry Baldacci) who is speaking to her not in English but in gibberish (“Pie squeaking jinglish cow”), making it impossible for her to understand what he’s saying. Susan, we learn, just received an accidental blow to the head that has left her temporarily disoriented. Soon, though, she snaps back into focus, and the members of her cheerful, loving family, who appear to have stepped out of a tennis-anyone garden-party comedy, arrive on the scene and start fawning over her. If you didn’t know any better, you might well suspect that you were in for a boringly conventional evening. But Mr. Ayckbourn likes nothing better than to deal from the bottom of the deck, and little is as it seems in “Woman in Mind,” least of all Susan’s goody-goody husband, daughter and son-in-law-to-be….