What Kind of People Hate Minimalism?

Seems like the morning Wikipedia read was excessively spicy as well. I can't even imagine critiquing Minimalism, vandalizing Stem-Cell Controversies (8 times no less!) and outing Keanu Reeves all in one day.

Boulez. There he goes again.

Kyle: I don't know what's on your to-do list, but "Eight Acts of Vandalism in the Stem Cell Controversy" is a terrific title for a piece.

KG replies: You're right. Please, take it, with my compliments.

UPDATE: I just tried to press it on a student as the title for his new orchestra piece, but he didn't buy it.

Actually there's a clear link between minimalism, stem cell research, and Keanu if you think about it.

Stem-cells represent fundamental building blocks of life, and the research involves cloning them over and over and over in order to be able to do things like mass-produce replacement livers and things. Highly repetetive and process-oriented.

And Keanu Reeves is a notoriously affectless actor, much in the way that a lot of hard-core minimalism is very static and cold. Plus, he was in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which creates an infinitely repeating chronological loop/paradox where the characters who have already been through the adventure meet their earlier selves to offer advice on what is to come, they themselves having recieved just such advice not long before. It's like a time-travel version of Piano Phase or something.

All I can say is that Wikipedia had better watch out, because clearly the entries on Pogo Sticks, Men's Office Attire, and Lungs are going to be hit next.

god bless the internet.

I've always wondered if serial music was written by, and for trolls. Now I know the answer!

Searching for valid information in Wikipedia is like climbing a mountain of manure in order to pluck a rose -- by the time you've reached the top, you've lost your sense of smell.

Great detective work, Kyle! Finally there is the all too elusive connection between spicy food and Minimalism. Also, thanks to Alex for his explanation. I always wondered what Boulez did with his off time.

Penny Arcade called this one. (Some vulgarity, may not be worksafe.)