September 2008 Archives
Most Honorable Sir:
You and I have never met, but I had been told you are man of much integrity and Christian feelings. I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the
Treasury of the
I am working with Mr. Phillip Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. You may know him as Senator Gram, leader of the American banking deregulation in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% percent safe. I assure.
This is matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds quickly. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance by police. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren. Plus Social Security. And anything you find lying around that might have winning numbers. Lottery tickets or horse race stubs. Email nformation to firstname.lastname@example.org so that we may transfer your commission for said transaction. After I receive nformation, I respond with details about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Minister of Treasury Paulson
Money image from statebankofarthur.com
The last few weeks -- well, actually, it was quite a few weeks ago
now,considering book/daddy's general summer-bred lethargy and all the
pleasant distractions of working late hours at the office -- book blogs were ablaze with speculation and comments on the Kindle,Amazon's
supposedly revolutionary digital book device. This was odd,considering
the unpleasant little thing was released back in November 2007. It
seems that the online flurry was mostly in response to the report in TechCrunch
that despite Amazon's secrecy, they'd figured out that the company had
sold 240,000 'units' and could sell as many as 750,000 in the next
year. Set to be the "Tickle Me Elmo" of this Christmas, it would appear.
Leaping into the fray, book/daddy went back to reading books and sleeping late. But the damned discussion kept popping up.
here goes. When book/daddy has spoken to book clubs or other literary
gatherings the past 5-6 years, he has often asked -- as an experiment
in tracking the oncoming digital zeitgeist -- how many here have ever
read a full-length novel on an electronic device? Any device, desktop,
laptop, e-book reader, GPS, cellphone, hair curler, doesn't matter. But
it has to involve reading a full-length novel, not just
consulting a reference work. Novel readers tend to be compulsive. So
adopting a digital device to feed their habit means, for them, a fundamental change. A fairly big deal. They're not just picking up a
lemon peeler at Ikea and saying, isn't this cute, using it once and
then losing it for good amid the dusty, boiled-egg slicers and wine
stoppers cluttering up the back of a drawer somewhere.
Only once did someone ever raise his hand. All other times -- zero. Not a soul. But then last year, book/daddy posed the question to a crowd at the Texas Book Festival in Austin.
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Terry Teachout on the arts in New York City
Andrew Taylor on the business of arts & culture
rock culture approximately
Laura Collins-Hughes on arts, culture and coverage
Richard Kessler on arts education
Douglas McLennan's blog
Dalouge Smith advocates for the Arts
Art from the American Outback
For immediate release: the arts are marketable
No genre is the new genre
David Jays on theatre and dance
Paul Levy measures the Angles
Judith H. Dobrzynski on Culture
John Rockwell on the arts
innovations and impediments in not-for-profit arts
Jan Herman - arts, media & culture with 'tude
Apollinaire Scherr talks about dance
Tobi Tobias on dance et al...
Howard Mandel's freelance Urban Improvisation
Focus on New Orleans. Jazz and Other Sounds
Doug Ramsey on Jazz and other matters...
Jeff Weinstein's Cultural Mixology
Martha Bayles on Film...
Fresh ideas on building arts communities
Greg Sandow performs a book-in-progress
Harvey Sachs on music, and various digressions
Bruce Brubaker on all things Piano
Kyle Gann on music after the fact
Greg Sandow on the future of Classical Music
Norman Lebrecht on Shifting Sound Worlds
Joe Horowitz on music
Jerome Weeks on Books
Scott McLemee on books, ideas & trash-culture ephemera
Wendy Rosenfield: covering drama, onstage and off
Chloe Veltman on how culture will save the world
Public Art, Public Space
Regina Hackett takes her Art To Go
John Perreault's art diary
Lee Rosenbaum's Cultural Commentary
Tyler Green's modern & contemporary art blog