Peter Schjeldahl knows his way around a sentence. His appear tossed off but take their place in the deep end of the pool. In spite of their brilliance, however, some drown there, sunk by writer’s contempt for his subject.
I hope to see Urs Fischer at the New Museum but haven’t yet. Has Schjeldahl? He wrote his paragraph review to bury Fischer, not consider him. It’s brilliant as writing but inert as criticism.
“Why must the show go on?” Noël Coward wondered. The question recurs apropos a desperately ingratiating Urs Fischer exhibition at the New Museum. Frail japes by the mildly talented Swiss-born sculptor–the international art world’s chief gadfly wit since Maurizio Cattelan faded in the role–are jacked up to epic, flauntingly expensive scale. There are huge aluminum casts of tiny clay lumps (you can tell by the giant thumbprints), walls and a ceiling papered with photographs of themselves, and big mirrored blocks that bear images of common objects. When a hole in a wall is approached, a realistic tongue sticks out of it. A faux cake is suspended in the air by hidden magnets. It’s all nicely diverting–but from what? If you spend more than twenty minutes with the three-floor extravaganza, you’re loitering. The New Museum could just as well not have done the show while saying it did. The effect would be roughly the same: expressing a practically reptilian institutional craving for a new art star.
Schjeldahl could be a broker glancing at stock results – who’s up, who’s down – or an insult comic, his quips his weapon. Almost any artist can be made to seem ridiculous by describing the work in this kind of seen-one, seen-all tone. Schjeldahl’s real target is the New Museum. I love this phrase – “a practically reptilian institutional craving for a new art star” – but isn’t it possible that a suspect platform can still deliver a real thing?

 
 

She’s made of money from the petty cash drawer. What happens when this image is recast as embroidery? 
The act of sewing seeds a barren ground with domesticity. The figure is the same person in the same moment, but every inch of her has a achieved a homey acceptance. She’s now a name written in her grandmother’s Bible that no one ever crosses out. 

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And early in the 20th century, the giants of the theme:
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Abbey Road again:
And again, from Joan Engelmeyer:
Engelmeyer’s paintings are at 
When my sister’s husband refused to speak to her all night and into next morning for a trivial mistake, I suggested that next time he insisted on the silent treatment, she could pour honey in his work shoes. When he slipped them on in the morning, he’d talk. If not, she could cut up his favorite suit and leave it in shreds on its hanger. 
Peter Shelton’s 
In that world, the air you breath is out to get you. Isolation wraps each figure, even when they’re holding hands.
No one mourns or appears to notice anything out of the ordinary in their downward evolutionary spiral, from the human to a space-age insect realm.
In 1968, Philip Dick asked, 
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