CAAF: The second message was “Oh! My love to yo.”

So, I was late to get a cell phone and I still don’t really get texting or my phone’s other features. Once in a while the phone will make a crazy tweet and I’ll find a message on the screen, which I’ll read and then phone or email the sender back.
Just now the phone made its crazy tweet and there was a message saying, “Fwd: We are at the hospital.” I didn’t recognize the number but managed to tap out my first-ever text message: “Sorry Wrong number.” And then the phone tweeted again with the message: “Dear Dumbass: One of your dearest friends is currently in labor. Love, her husband.”
Actually, that’s not what he typed. But he should have.