Baseball is done for the season — sad, but also a relief as it had become like a vortex that sucked three to four hours out of each day. A side observation: If you’re a writer who struggles with titles (“‘Smoke.’ No, wait: ‘Revelation.’“), you might want to turn on a game. Over the past few weeks I noticed that good novel titles were just tripping off the tongues of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver (particularly McCarver’s), and I began to wonder if generating novel titles is perhaps a natural gift of sports broadcasters, one that waits to be tapped by arty America.
Admittedly, Buck and McCarver’s titles are a little repetitive in construction, but they show a good sense of the commercial market, and, if you’re really blocked, Joe and Tim are even kind enough to sketch out a rough storyline that could be used as a starter to get you typing. Thanks to them, I now have an idea for a ranging baseball trilogy, along the lines of William Kennedy’s Albany Cycle, composed of these titles:
• The Wildness of Fausto Carmona: A Thorn Birds-y saga of innocence lost at the ALCS.
• The Free Spirit of Jonathan Papelbon: They tried to tame him. They failed.
• The Unpredictable Strike Zone of Chuck Meriweather: A heavily philosophical novel, almost Eastern European in tone, exposing a universe where a capricious god rules from behind the plate.
I haven’t yet watched a football game with this theory in mind, but I’m looking forward to hearing what novel titles Madden comes up with. With Vitale, of course, all you’d get is Diaper Dandy and everyone knows Dick Lit doesn’t sell.
Terry Teachout on the arts in New York City
