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TT: Almanac

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

“Towards the end of my time in London I began to feel as strong a hatred of London as I used to have when I lived there. When first we arrived in London, the place only seemed to me ridiculous and (having to be tolerated only for a couple of months or so) tolerable; but presently it began to oppress me, and the relief of being away from it is immense. All the chatter and clatter and hustle and guzzle–not one single person having a good time, and not one single person thinking of anything but the having of a good time.”


Max Beerbohm, letter to Reggie Turner, c. 1914

TT: Gingerly, gingerly

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

I think–I hope–I learned a thing or two from my unexpected illness, which was all too clearly the result of my having fallen off the workaholism wagon in mid-May. My body thereupon informed me that it was time to take a week off, like it or not, so I did. Now I feel more or less myself again, minus much of my normal stamina but at least capable of doing a reasonable amount of work. A good thing, too! I wrote a piece yesterday and have three more due this week, all deferred from last week. Once they’re done, June should prove more reasonable (two of my regular writing commitments are to monthly magazines that don’t publish in August). I mean to make it so.


What did I do all week? Mostly I watched movies, ranging in specific gravity from Dazed and Confused to Joseph Mankiewicz’s excellent 1953 screen version of Julius Caesar, the latter in honor of Sir John Gielgud (he plays Cassius), whose collected letters were rarely far from my nightstand. In addition, I bid successfully via e-mail on a new piece for the Teachout Museum, about which I’ll be rhapsodizing in this space when it arrives on Thursday. I listened to the rough mix of Paul Moravec’s new CD, out later this year from Arabesque, which will contain Tempest Fantasy, the piece that won him this year’s Pulitzer Prize for music. I saw a couple of foolhardy friends who stopped by to see how I was doing. And that’s pretty much it. Except for my inescapable Wall Street Journal drama column, I didn’t write, didn’t blog, didn’t talk on the phone (I couldn’t–I lost my voice for three days), didn’t go out to see anything or anyone. Instead, I slept as much as I could, ate a lot of soup, and sat on the couch, looking longingly at the spring sunshine through my window.


Toward week’s end I felt tempted to throw caution to the winds and go back to work. I felt it all the more strongly when the postman brought me the copyedited manuscript of All in the Dances, my Balanchine book, at which I hadn’t taken a single peek since I sent it off to Harcourt two months ago. I’m pleased to say, though, that I left the MS. in its package for two full days. No sooner did I open it up than I sat down and read the book through from end to end, an interesting and scary experience. It’s unsettling to read your own writing after it’s had time to cool down, and I found an embarrassing factual error in the very first chapter (yikes!), but for the most part I was quite happy with the way it turned out.


Did I learn anything from being out of the loop for six whole days? We’ll see. I can’t honestly say it was fun–I felt crappy, after all–but there were moments when I caught a glimpse of how it might feel to put down the reins and really take some time off. I’m no good at that, but I’m trying to become so.


Did I miss you? Very much. I didn’t dare to peek at my blogmail until the weekend, but when I did I was heartened and comforted by your get-well messages. It’s nice to know that “About Last Night” is an important part of so many people’s lives. It’ll be a few more days before I’m back up to speed, but I’m eager to start posting regularly. I may not have done much last week, but I thought about a lot of things, and I look forward to sharing some of them with you.


In the meantime, I’ve updated the right-hand column with fresh links and Top Fives, and I also exhumed an old piece of mine that recent events have made newly relevant (see below). I’ll post as much as I can in between writing those three pieces. Well, maybe not as much as I can–that’s part of what got me in trouble, after all! But “About Last Night” is also an important part of my own life, and I can’t wait to get it up and running once more.


Incidentally, Our Girl in Chicago wants me to assure you that she’s not dead, either, and you can expect her to be back at the same old blogstand as soon as she cleans up her accumulated holiday mess. In the meantime, we both thank you for your patience and forbearance. You mean a lot to us.

TT: The ear of the behearer

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

A friend writes:

So I was working out at the gym under the eye of my trainer (about 35, black, born in the Bahamas). The music, which is usually hiphop or rock, switches to jazz, of a recent, inoffensive variety. He says he likes jazz; likes it better than hiphop, and all the other things kids are into. And then he adds, as a plain statement, with no sense of making a point, “For jazz, you have to play an instrument.”

My friend thought I needed to laugh. I did, and I did.

TT: Remember when?

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

The news that a London warehouse fire destroyed more than one hundred works of art belonging to Charles Saatchi promptly set chatterers to chattering, though rarely in an edifying way. One of the few sensible things written to date about the fire and its aftermath came from the pen of Eric Gibson, my colleague at The Wall Street Journal:

Among the works destroyed in the fire were Tracey Emin’s “Everyone I Have Ever Slept With, 1963-1995,” a tent embroidered with the names of her lovers and other friends, and “Hell” by Jake and Dinos Chapman. The brothers had departed from their usual idiom–life-size statues of naked children with genitals where their noses should be–to create a sprawling installation of custom-made toy soldiers committing atrocities.


Art disasters normally have a visceral impact. Such incidents as the looting of the Baghdad Museum last year and the ravaging of Florence’s art treasures by floods in 1966 set the mind reeling at the thought of pieces of man’s cultural patrimony permanently lost or damaged.


This time, though, I was strangely unmoved. It’s not that I think incinerating art is a good thing. It’s just that the work of these artists–as of all contemporary artists–is too new and untested to have acquired the cultural heft that makes it seem an indispensable part of one’s existence. I regret the fire happened, but I can’t quite see it as a body blow to civilization.


Listen to the wailing that followed the conflagration, however, and you’d think the world had come to an end….


It’s assumed that because these YBA [Young British Artists] works are trendy and outlandishly expensive (Mr. Saatchi reportedly paid $72,000 for Ms. Emin’s tent and almost $1 million for “Hell”), they must be important. These critic-promoters give their pronouncements a veneer of respectability by specious comparisons between contemporary artists and the Old Masters.


All of which makes Monday’s disaster not so much a cultural catastrophe as a kind of bonfire of the vanities….

Read the whole thing here.


Gibson’s essay, and the disaster (so to speak) that inspired it (ditto), reminded me that at least one of the works of art that went up in smoke, “Everyone I Have Ever Slept With,” was included in Sensation: Young British Artists from the Saatchi Collection, the Brooklyn Museum of Art exhibition that caused such a ruckus back in 1999. I reviewed that show for the Washington Post, and it occurred to me that what I said about it then might possibly be worth repeating now.


* * *


The cheery brunette dressed in the livery of the Brooklyn Museum of Art
looked at me as if I were the answer to her wildest dreams. “Would you like to
take the audio tour with David Bowie?” she chirped, headphones in hand. Just
above her head was a small yellow sign that read Warning: This exhibition
includes works of art that some viewers may find objectionable.


This is “Sensation: Young British Artists From the Saatchi Collection,” the
biggest news in blockbuster shows since the National Gallery was overrun by
hordes of Vermeer lovers. You’ve probably read all about it–Damien Hirst’s
giant shark and bisected pig floating in formaldehyde-filled cases, Chris
Ofili’s elephant-dung-covered portrait of the Virgin Mary–and about how Rudolph
Giuliani, New York’s mayor and scold-in-chief, tried to stop it from opening by
withholding $7 million in annual funding from the museum, which promptly sued
the mayor and the city in order to get the money back. As of today, “Sensation”
is open for business, and business it will surely do, even at a cool $9.75 a
head, not counting audio tours or any of the various knickknacks for sale in the
gift shop, including stuffed sharks, lunch boxes and official “Sensation” toilet
paper.


“Official” is the right word for “Sensation,” and not just because David
Bowie likes it, either. Every imaginable Establishment type in New York is
backing the museum, not to mention the hundred-plus fancy folk–Annie Leibovitz,
Norman Mailer, Steve Martin, Rob Reiner and Tim Robbins among them–who signed a
full-page ad in yesterday’s New York Times announcing that they were “united in
support of the principle that freedom of expression must include the artistic
freedom to challenge and offend.”


No, you aren’t absolutely required to like “Sensation”–though failure to
appreciate the transgressive subtleties of such objets d’art as Tracey Emin’s
“Everyone I Have Ever Slept With 1963-1995” or Mark Wallinger’s “Race Class Sex”
automatically renders you terminally unhip–but you’d damned well better voice
unequivocal agreement that the show must go on, Rudy or (preferably) no Rudy, if
you want to keep getting asked to the right cocktail parties.


Me, I don’t go to cocktail parties, and I also don’t much care for the odious
smugness displayed by the likes of Glenn Scott Wright, the London representative
for Ofili, painter of “The Holy Virgin Mary,” who claims that Giuliani’s
determination to shut the show down “is both totalitarian and fascist, a
reprisal of the Nazi regime’s censorship of the contemporary art of its time
which it labeled ‘degenerate art.’ ” I suppose it’s possible that Ofili has been
arrested by the New York branch of the Gestapo and shipped off to a prison camp
on Staten Island, but if so, nobody told me about it.


On the other hand, what do I know? I’m just a critic who went to the press
preview of “Sensation” on Thursday, and except for one work by Rachel Whiteread,
a prettily colored neo-minimalist installation called “Untitled (One-Hundred
Spaces),” I found it a great big bore. To be sure, most contemporary British art
is boring, and has been for as long as I can remember. (One of the very few
redeeming qualities of “Sensation” is that it makes Anglophiles look silly.)
British novels and plays are still about class war, British composers are still
trying to figure out minimalism, British choreographers are still into
angst–and British artists, as “Sensation” reveals at stupefying length, are
still trying, poor dears, to be outrageous.


I hasten to assure Jake and Dinos Chapman, for example, that fabricating a
fiberglass sculpture consisting of a crowd of naked women in sneakers with
penises where their noses ought to be, then calling it “Zygotic acceleration,
biogenetic, de-sublimated libidinal model (enlarged x 1000),” isn’t going to
shock anybody in New York, except maybe Cardinal O’Connor. Nor can any amount of
fawning catalogue verbiage–“The revival of formal figurative sculpture ushered
in a quirky mix of children’s clothing-store innocence stunted by a sprouting
adult imagination”–conceal the fact that such art is strictly adolescent stuff,
Marcel Duchamp for dull 12-year-olds.


No doubt with this in mind, the anonymous author of the captions accompanying
the works in “Sensation” has couched them in the form of condescending little
catechisms all too clearly intended to raise the consciousnesses of their
benighted viewers. Thus Hirst’s “This little piggy went to market, this little
piggy stayed at home” is “explained” to the great unwashed public as follows:
“Does this work condemn eating animals? In referring to a childhood rhyme, does
its title hint at our loss of innocence when we kill animals? Or does Hirst
simply make a plain fact graphically clear?” Forget David Bowie: The museum
should have hired Mister Rogers to do the audio tour.


Note, by the way, that the aforementioned caption says nothing about the
artistic effect, such as it is, of Hirst’s split-pig assemblage. Artistic
effects are not what “Sensation” is about; rather, the show is about ideas,
meaning that you don’t have to like these works in order to “appreciate” them.
Once I’ve told you, for instance, that Marc Quinn’s “Self” is a refrigerated
Plexiglass box containing a bust of the artist sculpted in his own frozen blood,
you know everything there is to know about “Self” that matters. Actually seeing
it is superfluous. That’s the nice thing about conceptual art: Once described,
it need not be experienced.


You now owe me $9.75, but I won’t sue you for it, just as I devoutly wish
the mayor and the museum weren’t dragging each other into court. The only people
to emerge from this fracas unmutilated will be the lawyers, though the museum
has more at stake and may be likelier to lose, the First Amendment not yet
having been rewritten so as to stipulate that Congress shall make no law
abridging the absolute right of taxpayer-subsidized museums to spend public
monies in whatever way they see fit. It doesn’t take an art-hating Philistine to
figure out that this is a fight the Brooklyn Museum should never have picked in
the first place–least of all over so pitifully lame a show as “Sensation.”


* * *


It had been quite some time since I last looked at this piece, or thought about Sensation, but no sooner did I start to reread it than my memories of the show came flooding back, clear and specific–but not vivid, since the show itself wasn’t in any way vivid. Instead, I remember it as drab, almost penitential.


Even so, Sensation would play an important part in my art-going life. It was the first time that I’d gone to see a large-scale museum exhibition that had no aesthetic appeal whatsoever, and as such it made a deep and lasting impression on me. Though I wouldn’t start buying prints for another four years, seeing and writing about Sensation helped to clarify my sense of what I liked about art, albeit by negative example. It was, literally, an object lesson–and a valuable one. I’m just glad I didn’t have to pay for it.

TT: Distant early warning

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

All in the Dances, my brief life of George Balanchine, is now available for preordering on amazon.com. Don’t hang by your thumbs–it won’t be published until November. Still, it’s fun to look at the amazon.com page of a book I haven’t finished editing yet!


To see (or order) for yourself, go here.

TT: Told him so

May 31, 2004 by Terry Teachout

Alex Ross, the New Yorker‘s music critic, launched a Web site of his own not long ago. He swore he’d only use it to post links to his print-media pieces, but I warned him that it’d turn into a full-fledged blog if he wasn’t careful.


Sure enough, Alex wasn’t able to resist the temptation to start posting regularly, and so I’ve moved The Rest Is Noise to the top section of the “Sites to See” module of the right-hand column, where all the other artbloggers live. Take a peek, why don’t you?

TT: Almanac

May 28, 2004 by Terry Teachout

“The really damned not only like Hell, they feel loyal to it.”


Randall Jarrell, Pictures from an Institution

TT: Cameo appearance

May 28, 2004 by Terry Teachout

Hello, there. To all those who’ve written, I’m feeling better, though not enough to resume full-scale blogging activities (or any other kind of activities, for that matter). I’m hoping the holiday weekend knits me up more or less completely.


Sick or not, I always manage to write my Friday drama column for The Wall Street Journal, and this week, God knows how, was no exception. I wrote about two shows, Donald Margulies’ Sight Unseen and Here Lies Jenny, a new Kurt Weill revue starring Bebe Neuwirth.


I liked Sight Unseen rather better than well enough, mostly because of Laura Linney:

Is there a better American actress than Laura Linney? Judging by the Manhattan Theatre Club’s revival of Donald Margulies’ “Sight Unseen,” playing at the Biltmore through July 11, I’d be hard pressed to think of anyone who qualifies. Every word she speaks and every gesture she makes has the bright ring of gospel truth. To be sure, Ms. Linney is no off-the-rack star. Her serious face and flat, unfancy vowels are as plain–and as beautiful–as a New England meeting house. But that, too, is part of her priceless gift: what she says, you believe.


Ms. Linney does much to ennoble “Sight Unseen,” a smart but superficial dramedy that hasn’t aged well in the 12 years since its Off-Broadway premiere. It’s about Jonathan, a trendy Jewish painter (Ben Shenkman); Patricia, his WASP-y former fianc

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