{"id":637,"date":"2006-05-26T10:12:17","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T14:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp\/2006\/05\/this_man_needs_a_haircut\/"},"modified":"2006-05-26T10:12:17","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T14:12:17","slug":"this_man_needs_a_haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/2006\/05\/this_man_needs_a_haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS MAN NEEDS A HAIRCUT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/graphics8.nytimes.com\/images\/2006\/05\/26\/us\/26cnd-hayden.190.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Hayden\"><B>SPIN CYCLE<\/B><BR><BR><br \/>\nIn ONE WEEK, the Bush Administration, mired in DEEP POISON-POLL DOO-DOO, still managed to turn the story from this (<a href=\"http:\/\/select.nytimes.com\/gst\/abstract.html?res=F60E17FF3F5A0C7B8CDDAC0894DE404482&#038;n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fPeople%2fH%2fHayden%2c%20Michael%20V%2e\" target=\"_blank\">G.O.P. LAWMAKERS FAULT A TOP PICK TO LEAD THE C.I.A.<\/A>) to this (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/05\/26\/washington\/26cnd-senate.html?hp&#038;ex=1148702400&#038;en=13340187c7b11fca&#038;ei=5094&#038;partner=homepage\" target=\"_blank\">Bush&#8217;s Picks for C.I.A. and a Court Succeed<\/A>). Imagine the kind of success they could enjoy elsewhere if they were as competent at spin as they were policy, deployment, international relations, emergency management, etc.<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<B><br \/>\nBANDS ARE BANKS<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nInvestment banks have identifiable personalities, decided Mark Gilbert, a columnist for Bloomberg News. So do rock bands. So he matched the characteristics of the banks to those of the bands (Bloomberg.com).<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\nGoldman Sachs is like the Rolling Stones: &#8220;Unrivaled profit-generating abilities arouse jealousy and admiration in equal measure.&#8221;<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\nDeutsche Bank is like Fleetwood Mac: &#8220;Immensely profitable? Check. Years of infighting and not communicating with one another? Check. Badly in need of a style makeover? Check.&#8221;<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\nAnd, &#8220;both Merrill Lynch &#038; Company and Madonna peaked in the 1980&#8217;s and have been irrelevant since the 1990&#8217;s&#8230;&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211;DAN MITCHELL (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/05\/20\/technology\/20online.html?_r=1&#038;oref=slogin\" target=\"_blank\">NYT<\/A>) [to be continued&#8230;]<br \/>\n<a href=\"\" target=\"_blank\"><\/A><br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<B><br \/>\nCOUNTRY ALWAYS GOT THERE FIRST<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR>Latest NPR podcast (RA): <a href=\"http:\/\/www.here-now.org\/shows\/2006\/05\/20060523_17.asp\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\">Country music politics<\/A>,<br \/>\npegged to those Dixie Fried Chicks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPIN CYCLE In ONE WEEK, the Bush Administration, mired in DEEP POISON-POLL DOO-DOO, still managed to turn the story from this (G.O.P. LAWMAKERS FAULT A TOP PICK TO LEAD THE C.I.A.) to this (Bush&#8217;s Picks for C.I.A. and a Court Succeed). Imagine the kind of success they could enjoy elsewhere if they were as competent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-637","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}