{"id":577,"date":"2005-11-16T12:02:13","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T17:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp\/2005\/11\/in_the_criminal_justice_system\/"},"modified":"2005-11-16T12:02:13","modified_gmt":"2005-11-16T17:02:13","slug":"in_the_criminal_justice_system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/2005\/11\/in_the_criminal_justice_system\/","title":{"rendered":"IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><B><br \/>\nJOE FRANKLIN SHOULD KISS HER FEET<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR><br \/>\nSam Anderson on Sarah Silverman in THE ARISTOCRATS: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2130006\/\" target=\"_blank\">Silverman was the only comic in the film who met the challenge of the joke: She pushed it too far&#8230;<\/A>&#8221;<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/1932994238.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"\"><B><br \/>\nLENNON LIFE<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/subs.timeinc.net\/LI\/li_tihe_lene.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nfree preview link<br \/>\n<\/A><br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<B><br \/>\nSAFE AS MILK<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR><br \/>\nAlex Beam&#8217;s piece on<br \/>\n<i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/doc\/print\/200511\/unpublished-journalism\" target=\"_blank\">samizdat<\/A><\/i> includes one of my favorite George Meyer jokes, &#8220;They can kill the Kennedys. Why can&#8217;t they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?&#8221; A joke that could only have been written in Boulder. Somehow it&#8217;s a relief to learn that while Tina Brown commissioned that Meyer profile from David Owen, she killed it by dubbing the Simpsons &#8220;pass\u00e9&#8221;&#8230;. As far as I know, nobody has reprinted or even posted Tom Carson&#8217;s crowning achievement in this vein, which Kit Rachlis actually published at the LA WEEKLY: the George Bush (41) as dog-fucker profile during the Republican convention of 1992. Track that down, make sure you tell me about it&#8230;<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<B><br \/>\nLET&#8217;S GET LOST<br \/>\n<\/B> <BR><BR>Behind on this, but<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/archive\/issue,0543.html\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nhey<\/A>.<br \/>\n<BR><BR><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOE FRANKLIN SHOULD KISS HER FEET Sam Anderson on Sarah Silverman in THE ARISTOCRATS: &#8220;Silverman was the only comic in the film who met the challenge of the joke: She pushed it too far&#8230;&#8221; LENNON LIFE free preview link SAFE AS MILK Alex Beam&#8217;s piece on samizdat includes one of my favorite George Meyer jokes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-577","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}