{"id":504,"date":"2005-04-03T07:11:12","date_gmt":"2005-04-03T11:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp\/2005\/04\/franco_still_dead\/"},"modified":"2005-04-03T07:11:12","modified_gmt":"2005-04-03T11:11:12","slug":"franco_still_dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/2005\/04\/franco_still_dead\/","title":{"rendered":"FRANCO STILL DEAD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><B><br \/>\nWEST WING<br \/>\n<\/B><BR><BR><br \/>\nThey&#8217;re not gonna hand over the reigns of this franchise to Hawkeye&#8230; which means we&#8217;ll get a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001751\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nHispanic President<\/A> and TERI POLO AS FIRST LADY.<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\n<B><br \/>\nDEADWOOD<br \/>\n<\/B><BR><BR>Would you say it takes BALLS? to have Bard Dourif shove a poker up Swearengine&#8217;s johnson not once (for season premiere) but TWICE (for second episode climax)? And what is it about Ian McShane that keeps our sympathies aflutter&#8230; simply because he&#8217;s the smartest guy in town? Because he DIDN&#8217;T kill Bullock when triple-dared&#8230;? Trixie&#8217;s fatalistic longing?<br \/>\n<BR><BR><br \/>\nShowed <B>Hard Day&#8217;s Night<\/B> to the kids, who spent the day walking around the house saying &#8220;Give us a kiss!&#8221; and &#8220;I hereby declare this bridge&#8230; Open!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WEST WING They&#8217;re not gonna hand over the reigns of this franchise to Hawkeye&#8230; which means we&#8217;ll get a Hispanic President and TERI POLO AS FIRST LADY. DEADWOOD Would you say it takes BALLS? to have Bard Dourif shove a poker up Swearengine&#8217;s johnson not once (for season premiere) but TWICE (for second episode climax)? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-504","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}