{"id":469,"date":"2005-01-25T09:18:44","date_gmt":"2005-01-25T14:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp\/2005\/01\/chainsaw_syntax\/"},"modified":"2005-01-25T09:18:44","modified_gmt":"2005-01-25T14:18:44","slug":"chainsaw_syntax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/2005\/01\/chainsaw_syntax\/","title":{"rendered":"CHAINSAW SYNTAX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why are Slate&#8217;s &#8220;Today&#8217;s Papers&#8221; heads so consistently awful? Do they simply let Umansky have his head since he probably turns copy in around 5 am? Just this past week we&#8217;ve had: <BR><BR><br \/>\n<B>Bishop Taken<\/B> (for some Muslim cleric story)<BR><br \/>\n<B>Rice-a-Crony<\/B> (for Rice&#8217;s testimony)<BR><br \/>\n<B>Goodnight, Johnny<\/B> (for Johnny Carson&#8217;s death) <BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2112641\/\" target=\"_blank\"><B>The Sunni Will Come Out Tomorrow<\/A><\/B> (about Iraq electorate)<BR>  <BR> Puts me in the mind of <a href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewAlbum?playlistId=2334612&#038;selectedItemId=2334602\" target=\"_blank\">Lucifer<\/A> at the gates of hell when he says &#8220;Put the punsters in with the mimes&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are Slate&#8217;s &#8220;Today&#8217;s Papers&#8221; heads so consistently awful? Do they simply let Umansky have his head since he probably turns copy in around 5 am? Just this past week we&#8217;ve had: Bishop Taken (for some Muslim cleric story) Rice-a-Crony (for Rice&#8217;s testimony) Goodnight, Johnny (for Johnny Carson&#8217;s death) The Sunni Will Come Out Tomorrow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-469","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}