{"id":426,"date":"2004-09-03T08:42:31","date_gmt":"2004-09-03T12:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp\/2004\/09\/i_toldem_i_dont_even_know_anyb\/"},"modified":"2004-09-03T08:42:31","modified_gmt":"2004-09-03T12:42:31","slug":"i_toldem_i_dont_even_know_anyb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/2004\/09\/i_toldem_i_dont_even_know_anyb\/","title":{"rendered":"I TOLD’EM I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYBODY IN TORONTO!"},"content":{"rendered":"

David Thomson on Robert Redford<\/A>.


\nintroducing FANTASY COVERS<\/B>:


\nMax Cleland doing Johnny Paycheck’s “It Ain’t Over Til the Triple Paraplegic Vet Sings”


\nGLOSSED IN TRANSLATION:


\n“I listened to Richard Nixon… and I decided to be a Republican…” Arnold Schwarzenegger.

READ: “That one guy looked richer than the other guy…” [What would Nixon make of Arnold?]
\n


\n“Thank God we have George W. Bush for President…” Rudolph Guiliani.

READ: “Thank God there’s a Republican controlling the federal spigot…”
\n


\nJohn McCain explained: he’s accepted a major cabinet post, probably State, when Powell steps down. Either that, or Cheney is planning a heart attack the third week of October.
\n


\nSTILL TO COME: more lists, Too Many Guitars, Andras Schiff Beethoven on ECM, and Boz Scaggs Live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

David Thomson on Robert Redford. introducing FANTASY COVERS: Max Cleland doing Johnny Paycheck’s “It Ain’t Over Til the Triple Paraplegic Vet Sings” GLOSSED IN TRANSLATION: “I listened to Richard Nixon… and I decided to be a Republican…” Arnold Schwarzenegger. READ: “That one guy looked richer than the other guy…” [What would Nixon make of Arnold?] […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/riley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}