{"id":7659,"date":"2016-07-20T13:08:54","date_gmt":"2016-07-20T20:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/?p=7659"},"modified":"2016-07-20T13:10:07","modified_gmt":"2016-07-20T20:10:07","slug":"down-busted-out-of-order-dead-in-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/2016\/07\/down-busted-out-of-order-dead-in-the-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Down, Busted, Out-Of-Order, Dead In The Water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_7660\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sarahbaker\/280931618\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7660\" class=\"wp-image-7660 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/280931618_7692459a07_o.jpg\" alt=\"280931618_7692459a07_o\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/280931618_7692459a07_o.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/280931618_7692459a07_o-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/280931618_7692459a07_o-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7660\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Flickr user SB<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Our fearless blogger Doug is currently living in a universe that offers no internet or phone connection. None, nada. While the good technicians from the cable company labor tirelessly to resolve the problem, blog updates are suspended. Doug will be back as soon as the tech gods deign to make it so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our fearless blogger Doug is currently living in a universe that offers no internet or phone connection. None, nada. While the good technicians from the cable company labor tirelessly to resolve the problem, blog updates are suspended. Doug will be back as soon as the tech gods deign to make it so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7659","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-technical-issues","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7659\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}