{"id":5484,"date":"2014-02-17T22:21:03","date_gmt":"2014-02-18T06:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/?p=5484"},"modified":"2014-02-17T22:21:03","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T06:21:03","slug":"compatible-quotes-sid-caesar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/2014\/02\/compatible-quotes-sid-caesar\/","title":{"rendered":"Compatible Quotes: Sid Caesar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[contextly_auto_sidebar id=&#8221;HU00ai7YYJBZAe0ExvAWn1IysVA0yPJK&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sid_caesar1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5485\" alt=\"sid_caesar1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/sid_caesar1.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The remote control changed our lives, &#8230; The remote control took over the timing of the world. That&#8217;s why you have road rage. You have people who have no patience, because you got immediate gratification. You got click, click, click, click. If it doesn&#8217;t explode within three seconds, click click, click.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[contextly_auto_sidebar id=&#8221;HU00ai7YYJBZAe0ExvAWn1IysVA0yPJK&#8221;] The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius. The remote control changed our lives, &#8230; The remote control took over the timing of the world. That&#8217;s why you have road rage. You have people who have no patience, because you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5485,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5484","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-main","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}