{"id":1807,"date":"2009-08-29T12:52:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T19:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2012-06-08T10:50:07","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T17:50:07","slug":"correspondence_bruno_and_the_s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/2009\/08\/correspondence_bruno_and_the_s\/","title":{"rendered":"Correspondence: Bruno And The Singer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jack Brownlow has been dead nearly two years, but stories about him keep surfacing. Among his other attributes, the pianist was admired for his harmonic ingenuity, chord placement, taste and timing in accompanying instrumentalists and vocalists. At Brownlow’s memorial service in the fall of 2007, drummer Phil Snyder told several stories about his musical adventures with the man known to his friends as Bruno. He forgot to tell one, though, and sent it to share with Rifftides<\/em> readers.<\/p>\n

As you know, Bruno could play anything in any key. He knew the lyrics to almost every standard song. If they asked him, he also coached singers and advised them how to be better. That combination helped make him a singer’s dream piano \"Jack<\/a><\/span>player. But he hated to do it if they weren’t good.<\/p>\n

\nOne summer day in the ’70’s, he was in bassist Jim Anderson’s living room accompanying a singer who had stopped by to perform for Jack and consult with him about improving himself. When I walked in, Jack and the singer were in the middle of “On a Clear Day,” so I quietly sank into the beanbag chair in the corner facing the piano. The man singing was someone I had never heard or seen, a handsome guy with dark skin and curly hair nicely coifed. He had a Latin accent. He sang as if he were every woman’s desire, though there weren’t any women in the room, just Bruno and me. The singer used a lot of arm and hand gestures. He was facing the piano and couldn’t see me, but Bruno and I had eye contact.<\/p>\n

\nThis guy’s singing was terrible. Bruno was embarrassed and wouldn’t look at me. He turned his head to the left and faced the wall away from the singer. Bruno played no choruses. Finally, “On A Clear Day” was over. Bruno fiddled with the music on top of the piano. After uncomfortable silence, the singer asked him, “What do you think?” Bruno said nothing. “Let’s try something else,” the singer said.” “How about ‘Have You Met Miss Jones?”‘<\/p>\n

\nReluctantly, Bruno played an introduction and the singing began. It was a terrible rendition, with mispronunciations and scrambled phrasing. Finally, that was over, too. “Let’s do one more,” the singer pleaded. “Let’s do a ballad.” Bruno looked at me and rolled his eyes. With excitement, the singer said, “‘My Funny Valentine?’ Do you know that one Mr. Brownlow?” Bruno nodded. The singer launched into it and gave rubato<\/em> a whole new meaning. Finally, “Valentine” was over. Bruno sighed and stood up.<\/p>\n

\n“Well, Mr. Brownlow…what do you think?”<\/p>\n

\nBruno didn’t say anything. He briefly looked at me, and started to shuffle the music on the piano again.<\/p>\n

\n“Mr. Brownlow? What do you think about my singing? “Do you think I have a great voice?”<\/p>\n

\nBruno had a difficult time telling an untruth about anything musical. At the same time, he didn’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Finally, he looked at the man and said, “Great voice? No, I wouldn’t say you had a great voice. It needs some work.”<\/p>\n

\n“How about my pitch?”<\/p>\n

\nStill shuffling papers, Bruno stood up, then sat down again.<\/p>\n

\n“Your pitch?”<\/p>\n

\n“Yes! My pitch. You know…am I singing in tune?”<\/p>\n

\nAgain an uncomfortable pause. “In tune? No, not exactly. You could
\nwork on that, actually.”<\/p>\n

\nThe singer was getting disturbed.<\/p>\n

\n“How about my, how do you musicians put it, my swinging? Am I swinging? I think I was swinging.”<\/p>\n

\nI was sitting behind the piano trying to keep quiet and not break up. Bruno was starting\"Jack<\/a><\/span> to sweat, which I’d never seen him do before.<\/p>\n

\n“Swinging?” he said.<\/p>\n

\n“Yes, yes, yes. You must understand swinging. Was I swinging?”<\/p>\n

\nSilence. Bruno looked again at me. Quietly, every quietly, Bruno said, “A little bit.” He paused. Actually, I wouldn’t say that. Not swinging…not exactly swinging. No. I’d have to say no on that.”<\/p>\n

\nThe singer was upset. Bruno was clutching a bunch of music in his arms as if to protect himself from blows. I was lying back on the beanbag chair, but not comfortably. The room was very tense. Finally, the singer, who at this point was pacing back and forth, mumbled forcefully.<\/p>\n

\n“Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You said I don’t have a good voice. Isn’t that right?”<\/p>\n

\nBruno looked away. “Well, that might be overstat… ”<\/p>\n

\n“And then you said that my pitch was wrong, that I was out of tune. Right?”<\/p>\n

\n“Well, I didn’t put it quite that way, but yes…”<\/p>\n

\n“Then Mr. Brownlow, you said that I am not swinging at all. Isn’t that also what you said?”<\/p>\n

\nBruno, now terrified about what this guy was going to do next, tried to ease his pain. <\/p>\n

\n“Well, well, a little bit of swinging, I suppose…toward the end there…”<\/p>\n

\n“STOP!” said the singer.<\/p>\n

\nAgain there was uncomfortable, really uncomfortable, silence in the room. Bruno didn’t move. I didn’t move. The singer quit pacing, looked at Bruno and said,<\/p>\n

\n“I come here to sing for you and for you to judge my singing. You tell me that my voice is bad, my pitch is bad, and my rhythm is bad. What else is there?”<\/p>\n

\nAgain, there was a pause. Bruno was trying to find something positive to say. Finally, he blurted,<\/p>\n

\n“Your posture is EXCELLENT!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

For more on Jack Brownlow, go here<\/a> and here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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