{"id":1304,"date":"2008-04-09T21:25:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T04:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp\/?p=1304"},"modified":"2008-04-09T21:25:13","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T04:25:13","slug":"oh_no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/2008\/04\/oh_no\/","title":{"rendered":"OH, NO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The<em> Rifftides <\/em>main computer crashed today. The ECTs (Emergency Computer Technicians) took it to the hospital for extensive tests. Results won&#8217;t be known for at least three days. It may need a heart transplant and has no health insurance, but suggestions of a benefit concert are premature. <\/p>\n<p>This message is coming to you by means of a Big Chief tablet and a number 3 pencil. The <em>Rifftides <\/em>Staff hopes to be back in full operation no later than Monday. Please be patient. In the meantime, we refer you to the archive. Click on &#8220;Archive&#8221; in the center column. There are all kinds of blasts from the past there. For starters, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/2005\/06\/hanging_out_at_the_garage.html\" target=\"_blank\">here&#8217;s one of the earliest.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Rifftides main computer crashed today. The ECTs (Emergency Computer Technicians) took it to the hospital for extensive tests. Results won&#8217;t be known for at least three days. It may need a heart transplant and has no health insurance, but suggestions of a benefit concert are premature. This message is coming to you by means [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1304","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/rifftides\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}