{"id":748,"date":"2012-06-09T18:42:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T18:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/plainenglish\/wp\/2012\/06\/morons_on_tv_the_bbc_and_the_j.html"},"modified":"2012-06-09T18:42:07","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T18:42:07","slug":"morons_on_tv_the_bbc_and_the_j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/plainenglish\/2012\/06\/morons_on_tv_the_bbc_and_the_j.html","title":{"rendered":"Morons on TV: the BBC and the Jubilee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\n<o:DocumentProperties>\n<o:Template>Normal.dotm<\/o:Template>\n<o:Revision>0<\/o:Revision>\n<o:TotalTime>0<\/o:TotalTime>\n<o:Pages>1<\/o:Pages>\n<o:Words>85<\/o:Words>\n<o:Characters>489<\/o:Characters>\n<o:Company>Isishome 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His mantle was inherited by two<br \/>\nof his four children, David (who is a bit older than I, so technically of<br \/>\nretiring age) and Jonathan (who is younger than I, but still past 65).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Both<br \/>\nDavid and Jonathan have the ability to be inquisitive but gracious, and serious<br \/>\nwithout being grave or boring. The have never, ever failed to do their<br \/>\nhomework, as the intellectual pygmies who presented the Jubilee so egregiously<br \/>\ndid. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There<br \/>\nhave been calls in the British press, radio and TV to &#8220;bring back the<br \/>\nDimblebys,&#8221; and I am in complete agreement. Though I was very careful to avoid<br \/>\nLondon during the Jubilee weekend and the Monday and Tuesday holidays that<br \/>\nfollowed, I was eager to see it on TV. 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