{"id":93,"date":"2008-09-23T10:34:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T10:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=93"},"modified":"2008-09-23T10:34:58","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T10:34:58","slug":"americas_funniest_home_press_r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2008\/09\/americas_funniest_home_press_r\/","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Funniest Home Press Requests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or, &#8220;<b>Am I Going to Get Arrested?<\/b>&#8220;, by Amanda Ameer. <\/p>\n<p>Would you believe me if I told you that I received an album request from the company that apparently handles &#8220;in-flight entertainment&#8221; for&#8230;<b>Air Force One<\/b>? They asked for a CD for consideration &#8211; I&#8217;m not telling you which one. I e mailed back, &#8220;Like, the President&#8217;s plane?&#8221; ((consummate professional)), she&#8217;s like, &#8220;Yep, that&#8217;s the one!&#8221;, smiley face. &#8220;Um, yeah, I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, I don&#8217;t think I have to spell out the comedy for you, but I can&#8217;t help but wonder:<\/p>\n<p>1. The President and his people have time for in-flight entertainment?? According to <i>The West Wing<\/i>, everybody&#8217;s supposed to be <i>working<\/i> on these plane trips. Aren&#8217;t C.J. Cregg and The Press Corps on board??<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Which President?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. What other albums should I sneak into the package &#8220;for consideration&#8221;? I am overwhelmed with possibilities. If this were a blog on which people <a href=\"http:\/\/parterre.com\/\">participated en masse<\/a> ((sob)), I would encourage suggestions. For the time being, I think I&#8217;m going to slip in: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestbuy.com\/site\/olspage.jsp;jsessionid=PN0J3TIFQYX0BKC4D3OFAFY?skuId=4090842&amp;type=product&amp;id=197711\">Godspell (2008 Off-Broadway Original Cast Recording)<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Great-Unwanted-Lucky-Soul\/dp\/B000NO1RXW\">Lucky Soul &#8211; The Great Unwanted<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Gesualdo-Tenebrae-Responsories-Maundy-Thursday\/dp\/B00022XEEA\">The King&#8217;s Singers &#8211; Gesualdo, Tenebrae Responsories for Maundy Thursday<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dust-Retreat-Margot-Nuclear-Sos\/dp\/B000E6TZLK\">Margot &amp; The Nuclear So &amp; So&#8217;s &#8211; The Dust of Retreat<\/a>. And McCain\/Palin are getting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hair-American-Love-Rock-Original-Broadway\/dp\/B000002W1S\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1222183433&amp;sr=1-1\">Hair<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Spring-Awakening-2006-Original-Broadway\/dp\/B000J3FBFC\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1222183468&amp;sr=1-1\">Spring Awakening<\/a>, respectively, if it comes to that.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, &#8220;Am I Going to Get Arrested?&#8220;, by Amanda Ameer. Would you believe me if I told you that I received an album request from the company that apparently handles &#8220;in-flight entertainment&#8221; for&#8230;Air Force One? They asked for a CD for consideration &#8211; I&#8217;m not telling you which one. I e mailed back, &#8220;Like, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-93","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}