{"id":83,"date":"2008-09-12T09:25:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T09:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=83"},"modified":"2008-09-12T09:25:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T09:25:26","slug":"renee_is_the_new_rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2008\/09\/renee_is_the_new_rain\/","title":{"rendered":"Ren\u00e9e is the new Rain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The unnervingly lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reneefleming.com\/\">Ren\u00e9e Fleming<\/a> releases her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reneefleming.com\/flash\/USAplayer\/USAversion\/USA.htm\">newest album<\/a> next week, and combing through her press materials to promote it, I stumbled upon this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Master<br \/>\nChef Daniel Boulud has created the dessert &#8220;La Diva Ren\u00e9e&#8221; (1999) in<br \/>\nher honor, and she has inspired the &#8220;Ren\u00e9e Fleming Iris&#8221; (2004), which<br \/>\nhas been replicated in porcelain by Boehm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She also has a Coty (synonym for &#8220;fancy&#8221;) perfume coming out if\/when The Metropolitan Opera Gift Shop reopens this winter called&nbsp; &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/pressRelease\/idUS91287+14-Jul-2008+PRN20080714\">La Voce<\/a>&#8220;. My Coty perfume, &#8220;Life&#8217;s a Spritz&#8221; (2008), will be coming out around the same time, and will be exclusive to The Metropolitan Opera marketing department offices. You&#8217;ll have to submit a proposal and go in for a meeting to design their banner ads or whatever to buy it. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the iris, etc. got me thinking: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/home\">Stephen Colbert<\/a> prides himself on his many namesakes, but Ren\u00e9e Fleming, a mere opera star, is a surprisingly strong competitor:<\/p>\n<p><b>Ren\u00e9e:<\/b> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Daniel Boulud dessert<\/li>\n<li>Iris<\/li>\n<li>Porcelain Iris copy<\/li>\n<li>Perfume<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Stephen:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Flavor of Ben and Jerry&#8217;s ice cream<\/li>\n<li>Bald Eagle<\/li>\n<li>Aptostichus stephencolberti (a &#8220;trapdoor&#8221; spider)<\/li>\n<li>Leatherback Turtle<\/li>\n<li>Ontario Hockey League mascot<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Both Ren\u00e9e and Stephen have their own desserts, but while Ren\u00e9e-influenced species seem to stem (&#8230;zing!) from the flora arena, Stephen has focused his efforts on fauna. If interested, her fauna solicitation efforts would involve birds, one presumes, because they&#8230;sing. Insofar as hockey team possibilities for Ms. Fleming, might I suggest approaching the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uscho.com\/m\/potsdam-bears\/mens-college-hockey\/team,potsst.html\">Potsdam Bears<\/a> or the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pjha.org\/\">Potsdam Junior Hockey Association<\/a>, since SUNY Potsdam is her alma mater. The <b>Aria Readies<\/b>, perhaps? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really too bad Stephen Colbert isn&#8217;t popular enough to have his own flower or cologne. He&#8217;s young, though. There&#8217;s still time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The unnervingly lovely Ren\u00e9e Fleming releases her newest album next week, and combing through her press materials to promote it, I stumbled upon this: Master Chef Daniel Boulud has created the dessert &#8220;La Diva Ren\u00e9e&#8221; (1999) in her honor, and she has inspired the &#8220;Ren\u00e9e Fleming Iris&#8221; (2004), which has been replicated in porcelain by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-83","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}