{"id":584,"date":"2011-04-22T13:13:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T13:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=584"},"modified":"2011-04-22T13:13:56","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T13:13:56","slug":"you_heard_it_here_first_creati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2011\/04\/you_heard_it_here_first_creati\/","title":{"rendered":"You heard it here first: creativity is dead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching some <i>Family Guy <\/i>on Hulu last night after the tragically disappointing New York City Opera<i><\/i> Stephen Schwartz concert thing (if Ra\u00fal Esparza bores me&#8211;me, who has Loved Him Forever&#8211;everyone&#8217;s in trouble), and saw a preview for this <i>Friends With Benefits<\/i> movie. Didn&#8217;t I see this movie this summer? Possibly kind of tipsy? As a joke for a friend&#8217;s 30th birthday? <\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, yes I did. Were Natalie and Mila both just like, maybe this would be cute? Like wearing matching outfits to middle school?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, just wanted to let you know about creativity&#8217;s untimely death. RIP.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/2011\/04\/18\/imdb-synopses-for-different-movies-exactly-the-same\"><i>Some E Cards<\/i><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"4dac4c454978e.png\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/4dac4c454978e.png\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0pt auto 20px;\" height=\"748\" width=\"516\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching some Family Guy on Hulu last night after the tragically disappointing New York City Opera Stephen Schwartz concert thing (if Ra\u00fal Esparza bores me&#8211;me, who has Loved Him Forever&#8211;everyone&#8217;s in trouble), and saw a preview for this Friends With Benefits movie. Didn&#8217;t I see this movie this summer? Possibly kind of tipsy? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-584","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}