{"id":575,"date":"2011-03-27T09:34:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T09:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=575"},"modified":"2011-03-27T09:34:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T09:34:14","slug":"busts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2011\/03\/busts\/","title":{"rendered":"Busts"},"content":{"rendered":"

When we last checked in with friend of Life’s a Pitch<\/i> Inon Barnatan<\/a>, he was disproving evolution<\/a> with his pianistic prowess. Now, he’s just finished recording a new CD, and he checked in with us about cover options. It seems the two directions he’s considering are (1) covered nipples and (2) feet . My (not humble) Professional Opinion is that the album’s destined for greatness with any of these covers as inspiration. <\/p>\n

DIRECTION 1: Covered Nipples<\/b><\/p>\n

\"BarenboimChoralFantasy.jpg\" <\/p>\n

\"Wagner.jpg\"
DIRECTION 2: Feet<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
\"MozartRequiem.jpg\"<\/div>\n
\"SlavonicRhapsody.jpg\"<\/div>\n
This could also be an option, we’re just not entirely sure where the piano would go:<\/p>\n

\"JeanPierreJumez.jpg\"NIMBLE FINGERS.<\/p>\n

All these and more can be found at http:\/\/www.westminstergold.com\/<\/a>. Thank you, Inon, for leading me down this rabbit (black) hole. <\/p>\n

I love these sporty ones:<\/p>\n

\"Julian-Bream.jpg\"\"VirgilFox.jpg\"And these literal ones:<\/p>\n

Barber —-> a barber. <\/p>\n

\"SamuelBarberCD.jpg\"Fox —-> a (totally stuffed and creepy) fox. <\/p>\n

\"VirgilFox2.jpg\"You know what I love most about these? THEY DON’T HAVE THE $*)!(#$!@_#!~-ING ARTISTS’ PHOTOS ON THEM. Many of these albums appear to be the work of designer Christopher Whorf<\/a>. If anyone knows if he’s still with us, and if so, where he is, let me know. I will totally send him work. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When we last checked in with friend of Life’s a Pitch Inon Barnatan, he was disproving evolution with his pianistic prowess. Now, he’s just finished recording a new CD, and he checked in with us about cover options. It seems the two directions he’s considering are (1) covered nipples and (2) feet . My (not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-575","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}