{"id":522,"date":"2010-09-16T07:11:03","date_gmt":"2010-09-16T07:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=522"},"modified":"2010-09-16T07:11:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-16T07:11:03","slug":"be_careful_what_you_wish_for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/09\/be_careful_what_you_wish_for\/","title":{"rendered":"Be careful what you wish for"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All classical music publicists try really hard to place their clients<br \/>\nin different sections of the paper, but I nearly passed out when I<br \/>\nclicked on a Google Alert and saw this last night:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HilaryHahnDating.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/HilaryHahnDating.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"445\" width=\"500\" \/>Sex &amp; Dating&#8230;Great dates&#8230;Hilary Hahn.&nbsp; Private and quiet Hilary, right there under Sex &amp; Dating. <\/p>\n<p>It turns out, they were <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.timeout.com\/articles\/sex-dating\/88916\/great-dates-in-nyc\">listing this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<div style=\"border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;\"><strong>String date<\/strong><br \/>Classical<br \/>\nmusic never seems less old and musty than when violinist Hilary Hahn<br \/>\nshows up. The virtuoso will chat about her Pulitzer Prize-winning album<br \/>\nat <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.timeout.com\/venues\/soho\/763\/housing-works-bookstore-cafe\">Housing Works Bookstore Caf\u00e9<\/a>. <strong><font color=\"red\">FREE<\/font><\/strong> <em>126 Crosby St between Broadway and Lafayette St (212-334-3324, <a href=\"http:\/\/housingworks.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">housingworks.org<\/a>). Mon 20 at 7pm.&#8211;Melanie Wallner<\/em><span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>\n<div style=\"border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;\"><span><\/span>So<br \/>\nnow I&#8217;ve had my celebrity publicist moment wherein for a hot second I<br \/>\nthought a magazine was telling its readers that my client was a &#8220;great<br \/>\ndate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you are planning on coming to the event, please note the disclaimer Housing Works has put <a href=\"http:\/\/housingworksbookstore.tumblr.com\/post\/1126739672\/string-date-classical-music-never-seems-less-old\">on their Tumblr<\/a>: &#8220;Disclaimer: Hilary Hahn will not *be* your great date. You need to BYO.&#8221;<span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All classical music publicists try really hard to place their clients in different sections of the paper, but I nearly passed out when I clicked on a Google Alert and saw this last night: Sex &amp; Dating&#8230;Great dates&#8230;Hilary Hahn.&nbsp; Private and quiet Hilary, right there under Sex &amp; Dating. It turns out, they were listing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-522","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}