{"id":502,"date":"2010-08-03T16:37:42","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T16:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=502"},"modified":"2010-08-03T16:37:42","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T16:37:42","slug":"im_too_busy_rolling_my_eyes_dr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/08\/im_too_busy_rolling_my_eyes_dr\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m too busy rolling my eyes dramatically to come up with an entry title"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, the person who comes up with the best harlequin novel title for this video gets a prize. Bonus points if you submit cover art involving Fabio. <\/p>\n<p> <object height=\"340\" width=\"560\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kXs2VAfy4ew&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kXs2VAfy4ew&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" height=\"340\" width=\"560\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/08\/im-too-busy-rolling-my-eyes-dr.html#comments\">Comment below<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2008\/01\/contact-me.html\">e mail me<\/a>. I really will send you a prize. <\/p>\n<p>Related: has there ever actually been a good classical music video? If you find one, you also get a prize. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, the person who comes up with the best harlequin novel title for this video gets a prize. Bonus points if you submit cover art involving Fabio. Comment below or e mail me. I really will send you a prize. Related: has there ever actually been a good classical music video? If you find one, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-502","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}