{"id":501,"date":"2010-07-26T11:56:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-26T11:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=501"},"modified":"2010-07-26T11:56:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-26T11:56:14","slug":"the_happy_honeybear_account","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/07\/the_happy_honeybear_account\/","title":{"rendered":"I want the Happy Honeybear account!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>This post contains no spoilers from last night&#8217;s <i>Mad Men <\/i>premiere<\/b>, namely because I&#8217;m waiting to watch it until Thursday. This is what happens when you host <i>Mad Men <\/i>parties with artists with careers. I may even buy a red wig for the occasion. If I do, I will only post photos if Hilary&#8217;s upcoming Higdon\/Tchaikovsky album sells 5,000 copies the first week. Deal? Deal. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny: I&#8217;ve seen every episode of <i>Mad Men <\/i>at least once (the one where Peggy does The Twist about 17 times), and have never found relevant material for this blog despite the show&#8217;s being about advertising. UNTIL NOW. <\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of marketing lessons in this clip, namely, always try and put a &#8220;sticky smile&#8221; on people&#8217;s faces: <\/p>\n<p> <object height=\"385\" width=\"480\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YgvKCfZqxrQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object height=\"385\" width=\"480\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YgvKCfZqxrQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" height=\"385\" width=\"480\"><\/object><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><object height=\"385\" width=\"480\"><\/object>&#8220;Good work, sycophants.&#8221;<br \/><object height=\"385\" width=\"480\"><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post contains no spoilers from last night&#8217;s Mad Men premiere, namely because I&#8217;m waiting to watch it until Thursday. This is what happens when you host Mad Men parties with artists with careers. I may even buy a red wig for the occasion. If I do, I will only post photos if Hilary&#8217;s upcoming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-501","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}