{"id":472,"date":"2010-05-24T13:19:27","date_gmt":"2010-05-24T13:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=472"},"modified":"2010-05-24T13:19:27","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T13:19:27","slug":"staple_your_bacon_to_the_table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/05\/staple_your_bacon_to_the_table\/","title":{"rendered":"Staple your bacon to the table…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…we’re talking about Sir Georg Solti on Letterman. <\/p>\n

<\/i>We’re also talking about WQXR<\/i> (#($)!_@!), Daniel Barenboim, Alan Gilbert, Riccardo Muti, and the origins of the word “Philharmonic.” <\/p>\n

And then we’re talking about Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center, Carnegie Hall, discussions about the Philharmonic moving <\/i>to Carnegie Hall, Carnegie Hall’s RESTORATION, the Philharmonic’s PROGRAMMING, young artists’ careers…it just goes on and on. And on. If I wasn’t currently on hold with The Death Trap That Is Verizon about my non-existent voicemail for going on 47 minutes now, I would think this was a dream. <\/p>\n

Thanks to living 30 Rock <\/i>Wiki and sometimes concert pianist Jonathan<\/a> for sending. <\/p>\n

The eye-rubbing\/pinching-yourself part starts at minute 4:50:<\/p>\n

…and continues here:<\/object><\/object><\/p>\n

I’m told the head of the LA Philharmonic press department handed Alec Baldwin a LA Phil tour t-shirt backstage at the Thibaudet\/Dudamel concert Thursday, to which I say, <\/p>\n

Paws off, “L” “A”, this one’s ours. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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