{"id":391,"date":"2010-01-11T00:35:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=391"},"modified":"2010-01-11T00:35:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T00:35:05","slug":"any_kit_will_do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2010\/01\/any_kit_will_do\/","title":{"rendered":"Any Kit Will Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From our friends at a management agency, may we present The Worst Possible E mail:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>From: Journalist<br \/>Sent: Friday, January 08, 2010 5:35 PM<br \/>To: Artist Assistant<br \/>Subject: Press Kit<\/p>\n<p>Please send a press kit. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>[Auto Signature]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kindly note the lack of deadline, the lack of reason for the request, and&#8211;oh wait!&#8211;the lack of artist name. <\/p>\n<p>Happy Monday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From our friends at a management agency, may we present The Worst Possible E mail: From: JournalistSent: Friday, January 08, 2010 5:35 PMTo: Artist AssistantSubject: Press Kit Please send a press kit. Thank you. [Auto Signature] Kindly note the lack of deadline, the lack of reason for the request, and&#8211;oh wait!&#8211;the lack of artist name. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-391","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}