{"id":384,"date":"2009-12-19T09:18:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T09:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=384"},"modified":"2009-12-19T09:18:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T09:18:16","slug":"oh_honey_so_sublime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2009\/12\/oh_honey_so_sublime\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh honey, so sublime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post is going to appeal to circa five readers, but I couldn&#8217;t help but share my shock\/awe\/glee. Bear with me for a moment.&nbsp; As I was buying tickets to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roundabouttheatre.org\/\">Roundabout Theatre<\/a>&#8216;s production of <i>Bye Bye Birdie<\/i> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadwayoffers.com\/\">BroadwayOffers.com<\/a> just now, I noticed that the site is protected by McAfee Secure! MCAFEE. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"McAfeeSecurity1.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/McAfeeSecurity1.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"338\" width=\"500\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"McAfeeSecurity2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/McAfeeSecurity2.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"315\" width=\"500\" \/> <\/p>\n<div>Didn&#8217;t Harry <b>MacAfee <\/b>have a food and grain business or some such thing? What happened to that? Did the trauma of Conrad Birdie&#8217;s visit lead him to launch a security company?? Is that the sure-fire way to the respect he so desperately coveted from his family and society-at-large? <\/div>\n<div>Well, I have entertained myself thoroughly with this. Of course I didn&#8217;t actually buy tickets yet, because there&#8217;s an $8.50 per ticket &#8220;service charge&#8221; online, groan, but I suppose I&#8217;ll call. I have to go for the sake of the blog, since <i>Bye Bye Birdie <\/i>is really just about a struggling record label&#8217;s publicity stunt. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post is going to appeal to circa five readers, but I couldn&#8217;t help but share my shock\/awe\/glee. Bear with me for a moment.&nbsp; As I was buying tickets to Roundabout Theatre&#8216;s production of Bye Bye Birdie on BroadwayOffers.com just now, I noticed that the site is protected by McAfee Secure! MCAFEE. Didn&#8217;t Harry MacAfee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-384","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}