{"id":327,"date":"2009-09-11T14:07:34","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T14:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=327"},"modified":"2009-09-11T14:07:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T14:07:34","slug":"the_divided_sky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2009\/09\/the_divided_sky\/","title":{"rendered":"The Divided Sky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was nosing around the <a href=\"http:\/\/nyphil.org\/\">New York Philharmonic<\/a> website just now, trying to figure out how many tickets they had left to sell for opening night next week, when I was distracted as usual by something totally ridiculous. <\/p>\n<p><b>September 16, 2009:<\/b> What a truly <i>magical<\/i> night for The Big Apple! Not only is a New Yorker finally leading the Philharmonic again, but the orchestra will perform at two major New York cultural institutions&#8211;Lincoln Center and Carnegie Hall&#8211;<i>at the same time<\/i>. This will mark the unveiling of the New York Philharmonic&#8217;s extremely-under publicized American Orchestra Cloning Initiative, and promises to bring the city&#8217;s leading interpreters of 20th century music, T<i><em><\/em><\/i>rey Anasastio and Ren\u00e9e Fleming, together in song, albeit not on the same stages. From the homepage of the Philharmonic&#8217;s website:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"NYPhilhomepage.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/NYPhilhomepage.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"250\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ReneeFlemingNYPHil.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/ReneeFlemingNYPHil.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"251\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span> <\/p>\n<div><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"TreyAnastasioNYphil.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/TreyAnastasioNYphil.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"243\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>What a world. <\/p>\n<p>Before I saw that nonsense, I had planned on saying nice things about the Philharmonic&#8217;s (new?) live chat feature. I love online customer service chats! If the IRS had an online chat option, perhaps a certain &#8220;Miss Patton&#8221; wouldn&#8217;t have hung up on me yesterday when I asked her to please be more polite. Apologies to Bonnie at the Phil&#8217;s box office, who I bothered with my test run. I didn&#8217;t want to waste her time, so I didn&#8217;t ask her to help me find tickets to something obscure, but try it for yourselves and see how it goes. <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"livechat.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/livechat.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"633\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was nosing around the New York Philharmonic website just now, trying to figure out how many tickets they had left to sell for opening night next week, when I was distracted as usual by something totally ridiculous. September 16, 2009: What a truly magical night for The Big Apple! Not only is a New [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-327","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}