Solstice<\/a> seems to be most squarely in my iTunes camp. I wonder what it tastes like. I guess I willl buy it and find out. Marketing logic dictates that if I like what it sounds like, I’ll like what it tastes like, right?<\/p>\nFor what it’s worth ((nothing)), I’m declaring 5 Gum the Official Gum of Life’s a Pitch. <\/i>All three readers must now chew it exclusively.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/span>5 Gum’s marketing campaign is just a super imeem<\/a> page?? Fair enough: what could they possibly say about gum at this point? Might has well push Katie Perry and Lady Gaga associations and throw people off a bit. Also, The Brunettes, School of Seven Bells, and Fleet Foxes are actually cool; what the deuce kind of awesome marketing intern does 5 Gum have working for them?? <\/p>\n![\"5-Gum3.jpg\"](\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/5-Gum3.jpg\")
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