{"id":261,"date":"2009-05-18T10:40:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T10:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=261"},"modified":"2009-05-18T10:40:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T10:40:12","slug":"instead_of_a_them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2009\/05\/instead_of_a_them\/","title":{"rendered":"Instead of a &#8220;them&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aliza and I went to the equality rally hosted by the cast of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hairbroadway.com\/\">Hair<\/a> <\/i>yesterday and were only mistaken for a couple once, far as we could tell. (To which she said, &#8220;Hey mister, she&#8217;s my sister!&#8221; Sisters? We&#8217;re close.)<\/p>\n<p>David Hyde Pierce and Cynthia Nixon were both fantastic speakers. The Mayor and the Governor showed up, which made me mildly regret snapping at a Bloomberg caller about term limits and The American Constitution the other day. The group behind the rally &#8211; which was apparently organized in just ten days &#8211; is called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadwayimpact.com\/\">Broadway Impact<\/a>. Beyond the great organization <a href=\"http:\/\/www.classicalaction.org\/\">Classical Action<\/a>, I continue to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2008\/10\/perlman-and-pollini-rock-the-v.html\">concerned about the lack of activism<\/a> in the classical music industry.<\/p>\n<p>Will the cast of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nexttonormal.com\/\">Next to Normal<\/a> <\/i>be raising awareness about mental illness? I hope so; the Broadway gauntlet has been thrown. And speaking of <i>Next to Normal<\/i>, I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to raise some awareness of my own about its rampant cruelty to classical music; nobody talks about my boyfriend like that and gets away with it! The daughter in the musical, a nerdy overachiever destined for The Ivy League, is a <i>classical <\/i>pianist. She drinks Red Bull is Very Uptight. Shortly into the story, she is hit on by a <i>jazz <\/i>pianist who is <i>cool <\/i>and <i>likes drugs. <\/i>But not scary chemical drugs &#8211; just the natural, I-guess-OK kind. To drive his casual-ness home, he also wears a <i>hoodie.&nbsp; <\/i>He doesn&#8217;t like classical music because &#8220;you have to play the notes that are on the page&#8221;.&nbsp; Her defense of classical music is that &#8220;Mozart wrote poems about farts&#8221;. It seems even <i>Next to Normal<\/i> thinks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2009\/05\/but-ladies-you-must-answer-to.html\">women don&#8217;t like jazz<\/a>. Only after the daughter has a total breakdown does the Oversimplification Fairy arrive, and the girl then expresses her loosening-up\/meltdown by playing <i>non<\/i>-classical music. Was the <i>Next to Normal <\/i>band not playing &#8220;the notes on the page&#8221;, one might wonder?<\/p>\n<p>But I digress. Here are some faux toes from Sunday:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HairProtest1.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/HairProtest1.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"294\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HairProtest2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/HairProtest2.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span> <\/p>\n<div><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HairProtest3.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/HairProtest3.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HairProtest4.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/HairProtest4.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>Within 5 minutes of getting there I was awarded a signed <i>Hair <\/i>program<i> <\/i>for answering legsilature triva. Had it been <i>Hair <\/i>trivia, I&#8217;m confident I would have still won, fyi. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aliza and I went to the equality rally hosted by the cast of Hair yesterday and were only mistaken for a couple once, far as we could tell. (To which she said, &#8220;Hey mister, she&#8217;s my sister!&#8221; Sisters? We&#8217;re close.) David Hyde Pierce and Cynthia Nixon were both fantastic speakers. The Mayor and the Governor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-261","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}