{"id":246,"date":"2009-04-22T12:52:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T12:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=246"},"modified":"2009-04-22T12:52:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T12:52:45","slug":"important_marketing_question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2009\/04\/important_marketing_question\/","title":{"rendered":"Important marketing question:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why isn&#8217;t there a Starbucks by 71 Thomas Street, where Manhattanites have to report for jury duty? <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s not a coffee shop for three whole blocks! <i>Business opportunity alert.<\/i> I went to Bouley Bakery, and then scampered back with a quickness so as to not lose my plug-seat. I can case a joint for outlets in under a minute, and people were eyeing my prize all morning.<\/p>\n<p>They have wireless at jury duty, turns out. Although who knows what they&#8217;re scanning for if you use it. To be safe, I packed my own modem.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with marketing the arts, I just thought perhaps an artist or former arts administrator might be interested in opening The Jury&#8217;s Still Out. <\/p>\n<p>Insanity Tea? <\/p>\n<p>Grande No-Whip Jury?<\/p>\n<p>Sub-Beana? <br \/><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why isn&#8217;t there a Starbucks by 71 Thomas Street, where Manhattanites have to report for jury duty? There&#8217;s not a coffee shop for three whole blocks! Business opportunity alert. I went to Bouley Bakery, and then scampered back with a quickness so as to not lose my plug-seat. I can case a joint for outlets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-246","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}