{"id":127,"date":"2008-11-03T17:46:52","date_gmt":"2008-11-03T17:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp\/?p=127"},"modified":"2008-11-03T17:46:52","modified_gmt":"2008-11-03T17:46:52","slug":"she_dont_lie_she_dont_lie_she","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/2008\/11\/she_dont_lie_she_dont_lie_she\/","title":{"rendered":"She don&#8217;t lie, she don&#8217;t lie, she don&#8217;t lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: Opera singers <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/wales\/7705652.stm\">DO DRUGS<\/a>!! Stop the world, I want to get off.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that this &#8220;story&#8221; is getting so much &#8220;airplay&#8221; speaks to the presumed untouchable nature of classical musicians.&nbsp;  <\/p>\n<p>Now, if we could just get some sex tapes and lesbian post-rehab relationships, we&#8217;d be in business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: Opera singers DO DRUGS!! Stop the world, I want to get off. The fact that this &#8220;story&#8221; is getting so much &#8220;airplay&#8221; speaks to the presumed untouchable nature of classical musicians.&nbsp; Now, if we could just get some sex tapes and lesbian post-rehab relationships, we&#8217;d be in business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-127","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/lifesapitch\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}