{"id":1679,"date":"2014-08-02T10:36:57","date_gmt":"2014-08-02T14:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2019-09-12T15:48:15","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T19:48:15","slug":"most-scurrilous-unfunny-new-yorker-humor-re-jazz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/2014\/08\/most-scurrilous-unfunny-new-yorker-humor-re-jazz.html","title":{"rendered":"Most scurrilous, unfunny New Yorker &#8220;humor&#8221; re jazz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m aghast at The New Yorker&#8217;s rip-off of Sonny Rollins&#8217; good name and great heart to slag jazz in the guise\u00c2\u00a0of &#8220;humor.&#8221; A\u00c2\u00a0Daily Shouts\u00c2\u00a0piece, bylined &#8220;Django Gold&#8221; (surely a pseudonym) purports to be &#8220;Sonny Rollins: In His Own Words&#8221; and controverts\u00c2\u00a0the very essence of the art form this grand hero\u00c2\u00a0has embodied for more than half a century\u00c2\u00a0&#8212; without raising a chuckle (at least from me). <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/daily-shouts\/sonny-rollins-words\">See for yourself <\/a>&#8212; then\u00c2\u00a0write the editor a letter saying &#8220;This ain&#8217;t funny.&#8221; Not that jazz is sacrosanct, but <em>this ain&#8217;t funny.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ok, call me sensitive. I was read &#8220;The Talk of the Town&#8221; as an infant by my parents trying to put me to sleep. I saved my copy of The New Yorker issue containing S.J. Perelman&#8217;s last story, as well as Salinger&#8217;s &#8220;Hapworth 16, 1924&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Cold-Blood-Truman-Capote\/dp\/B0062CU564\/?tag=howardmacom-20\"><em>In Cold Blood<\/em><\/a>. I&#8217;ve always wanted to write something that The New Yorker would publish. As a reader and later budding jazz journalist, I admired Whitney Balliett&#8217;s interviews and sopped up the front-of-the-book squibs on who was playing where. The magazine&#8217;s neglect of jazz since Balliett retired in 1998 has been regrettable, but all too consistent with mainstream media&#8217;s treatment of America&#8217;s world-renown cultural signifier.<\/p>\n<p>I have often been amused by The New Yorker&#8217;s satires and cartoons. But appropriating and subverting the persona and image (photo by David Redfern) of the NEA Jazz Master\/National Medal of the Arts honoree in order to scoff at what he and hordes of other performers do (mostly for self-satisfaction: It&#8217;s not like even the best-selling jazz musicians make the big bucks flowing to visual arts stars, major film directors and actors, globte-trotting orchestra conductors, etc.) is nothing to laugh at. The &#8220;joke&#8221; is based on everyone who stumbles on this realizing it&#8217;s the opposite of Rollins&#8217; life and purpose, but yet turns on\u00c2\u00a0the seed of punkish <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/punk-e1406989417691.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1681 \" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/punk-e1406989417691.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"151\" height=\"208\" \/><\/a>resentment sophisticates presumably harbor against the music.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The saxophone sounds horrible . . . Jazz may be the stupidest thing anyone ever came up with . . .I hate music. I wasted my life.&#8221; Oh, yeah, Django, those are real corkers!<\/p>\n<p>To know what Rollins really thinks about things, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mensjournal.com\/magazine\/sony-rollins-the-colossus-20130819\">Mark Jacobson&#8217;s 2013 interview<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0or view any of a Bret Primack&#8217;s<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL4D1134C53AFDEAE7\"> video posts<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0with the man.<\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s really wrong about this is that due to the mechanics of search engine optimization, henceforth &#8220;Sonny Rollins: In His Own Words&#8221; will likely score high in\u00c2\u00a0Google searches for Sonny, maybe for jazz, so that unsuspecting readers will be led to think (at least for a moment) that this wonderful, selfless 84-year-old human being actually has come to the conclusion that everything he&#8217;s poured his mind, soul, energy into &#8212; for decades in the face of society&#8217;s bigoted and snooty dismissal, commercial disregard and evidently continuing &#8220;intellectual&#8221; non-comprehension &#8212; has been for nought.<\/p>\n<p>Shame on The New Yorker. What would Balliett, Robert Gottlieb (TNY editor 1987 &#8211; 82, editor of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Reading-Jazz-Gathering-Autobiography-Reportage-ebook\/dp\/B00IBYZYOY\/?tag=howardmacom-20\">Reading Jazz<\/a>), or such\u00c2\u00a0immortal\u00c2\u00a0TNY humorists as Robert Benchley, James Thurber, S.J. Perelman 0r Donald Barthelme, author of a genuinely silly New Yorker-published spoof, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jessamyn.com\/barth\/kingofjazz.html\">&#8220;The King of Jazz&#8221;<\/a> say? For shame, for shame. Not that jazz is sacrosanct, but &#8220;funny&#8221; must be <em>funny<\/em>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.howardmandel.com\/\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">howardmandel.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=1102712&amp;loc=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Subscribe by Email <\/a> |<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/JazzBeyondJazz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Subscribe by RSS<\/a> |<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Follow on Twitter <\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/archives.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> All JBJ posts <\/a> |<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m aghast at The New Yorker&#8217;s rip-off of Sonny Rollins&#8217; good name and great heart to slag jazz in the guise\u00c2\u00a0of &#8220;humor.&#8221; A\u00c2\u00a0Daily Shouts\u00c2\u00a0piece, bylined &#8220;Django Gold&#8221; (surely a pseudonym) purports to be &#8220;Sonny Rollins: In His Own Words&#8221; and controverts\u00c2\u00a0the very essence of the art form this grand hero\u00c2\u00a0has embodied for more than half [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1679","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-main","8":"entry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/rollins-not-plased.jpeg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1i3CL-r5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":118,"url":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/jazzbeyondjazz\/2008\/08\/sonny_rollins_in_chicago.html","url_meta":{"origin":1679,"position":0},"title":"Sonny Rollins in Chicago","author":"Howard Mandel","date":"August 29, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Sonny Rollins at 78 is still a saxophone collosus, as he demonstrated leading his touring sextet Thursday night to open the Chicago Jazz Festival. 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