{"id":998,"date":"2005-01-19T09:25:53","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/01\/please_dont_offend_ms_mushroom\/"},"modified":"2005-01-19T09:25:53","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:25:53","slug":"please_dont_offend_ms_mushroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/01\/please_dont_offend_ms_mushroom.html","title":{"rendered":"PLEASE DON&#8217;T OFFEND MS. MUSHROOM CLOUD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let us not insult the Bush regime&#8217;s nominee for Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice by impugning<br \/>\nher integrity or credibility, as she claimed Sen. Barbara Boxer did in yesterday&#8217;s <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/01\/19\/politics\/19diplo.html?hp&#038;ex=1106197200&#038;en=60fde\nf25961ec162&#038;ei=5094&#038;partner=homepage\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>Senate<br \/>\nconfirmation hearing<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>. After all,&nbsp;pointing out her&nbsp;contradictory<br \/>\nstatements&nbsp;disturbs the nominee. It offends her dignity. And, gosh, Ms. Mushroom Cloud<br \/>\nherself says she respects the truth. (Shame on you, Sen. Joe Biden, for telling her she<br \/>\nwas&nbsp;full of &#8220;malarkey&#8221; when she&nbsp;maintained that&nbsp;120,000 Iraqi troops have<br \/>\nbeen trained.) Nor should Americans or anyone else be offended by Ms. Mushroom Cloud&#8217;s<br \/>\ninsensitive characterization of the tsunami catastrophe as &#8220;a wonderful opportunity&#8221; for the<br \/>\nregime to promote its&nbsp;diplomatic goals. And most certainly, she should not be held<br \/>\naccountable for helping to sell the war in Iraq from <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.newwartimes.com\/comment35.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;a marketing perspective&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> (White House Chief of Staff<br \/>\nAndrew Card&#8217;s term). &#8220;New products&#8221; are sold that way, so why not a war? Coincidentally, a new<br \/>\nLos Angles Times poll out this morning finds that <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/la-na-iraqpoll19jan19,0,7592168.story?c\noll=la-home-headlines\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Support for War in Iraq Hits<br \/>\nNew Low&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>&nbsp;among Americans. Not that&nbsp;it makes&nbsp;much<br \/>\ndifference. A majority still supports keeping U.S. troops there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let us not insult the Bush regime&#8217;s nominee for Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice by impugning her integrity or credibility, as she claimed Sen. Barbara Boxer did in yesterday&#8217;s Senate confirmation hearing. After all,&nbsp;pointing out her&nbsp;contradictory statements&nbsp;disturbs the nominee. It offends her dignity. And, gosh, Ms. Mushroom Cloud herself says she respects the truth. 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