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\nother words, she’s got brains<\/I> (and a great sense of humor). But Matt Haber at
\nCulture<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> belongs right there with her, maybe ahead of her. <\/P>
\n
\nto task for its “powerful revelation”<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> that
\n“conspiracy theorists are buzzing about John Kerry’s connection to Lee Harvey Oswald and the
\nJFK assassination”:<\/P>
\n
\nWhoa. Do you really want to play this game, Page Six? Crumple up that
\ntin-foil hat before someone reminds you that “conspiracy theorists” have been
\nallegedly scheduled to have dinner with Bush’s brother, Neil, the night John
\n
\n
\n
\nSome dude even went so far as to tie Hinckley’s attempt on Reagan with
\nKennedy’s assassination by claiming that Reagan was
\n
\n
\nWow. See how fucking stupid I sound saying this stuff? Elevating these
\nwackadoos to even the most carefully vetted legitamacy, lowers a writer to, well, a fucking
\nidiot.<\/BLOCKQUOTE>
\n
\n
\nproblem — that’s “legitimacy,” Matt.)<\/P>
\n