{"id":892,"date":"2004-11-03T07:59:09","date_gmt":"2004-11-03T15:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/11\/infinite_nonsense\/"},"modified":"2004-11-03T07:59:09","modified_gmt":"2004-11-03T15:59:09","slug":"infinite_nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/11\/infinite_nonsense.html","title":{"rendered":"INFINITE NONSENSE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>A majority of American voters stuck its head up its ass yesterday and, by <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/ELECTION\/2004\/pages\/results\/president\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>58,154,413 to 54,616,818<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> (with 99 percent of all votes in),<br \/>\nproved daredevil columnist <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/columnists\/ny-nybres024027706nov02,0,7913853.column\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>Jimmy <\/FONT><FONT color=#003399>Breslin<br \/>\nwrong<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>, to say nothing of <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.zogby.com\/news\/ReadNews923.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>daredevil pollster John Zogby<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>. Unless things change in Ohio,<br \/>\nwhen the final <EM>final<\/EM> count is tallied, or some other miracle occurs, the Ignoramus in<br \/>\nChief and Bunker Boy will remain in power with their thuggish minions, and the American<br \/>\nelectorate will have only itself to blame for endorsing the failed policies of the Republican junta&#8217;s<br \/>\nlast four years and failing to appreciate what&#8217;s to come. To top that off, NBC news anchor Tom<br \/>\nBrokaw spoke this morning (as he had all night) from cutesily named &#8220;Democracy Plaza&#8221; (the<br \/>\ngag-making moniker for NBC&#8217;s Rockefeller Center location), remarking especially on the &#8220;infinite<br \/>\nwisdom&#8221; of the American people. Oh please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A majority of American voters stuck its head up its ass yesterday and, by 58,154,413 to 54,616,818 (with 99 percent of all votes in), proved daredevil columnist Jimmy Breslin wrong, to say nothing of daredevil pollster John Zogby. Unless things change in Ohio, when the final final count is tallied, or some other miracle occurs, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-892","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-eo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}