Have you not noticed that Americans don’t give two shits what Europeans
\nthink of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for
\nGeorge Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies … I don’t give a rat’s ass if
\nour election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don’t. If you want to
\nhave a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then
\nmaybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah —
\nand brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
— Wading River,
\nNY<\/BLOCKQUOTE>
\n<\/P>Polite. Elegant. Thoughtful. Judicious. Wise. All the qualities you’d expect from
\nan enlightened American, dontcha think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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